Count to a million

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

167,143

 

*Is trapped in the castle of the Potato lord*

[Callisto 1,877]

167144

 

Hey, everyone! Come play "Callisto and the Quest for the Power Potato"! It has CHEATS!

 

If he's a potato, couldn't you just eat him and escape, Snapp?

Edited September 9, 2014 by Callisto

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

167,145

 

He's not just a potato. He's THE Potato Lord! He doesn't conform to the rules of food!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

167146,

We'll roast him into potato toast!

For a final boss, just throw him into a deep fryer!

[Callisto 1,877]

167147

 

I feel like if you baked him, you'd be good. Maybe put some cheese and bacon on him.

Edited September 9, 2014 by Callisto

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

167148,

Of course he does! What kind of boss do you take him for!

But... Who is... the Potato Lord... For all we know it could be Callisto...  :okiedokielokie: 

Dun dun dunn

Or even Sparkling Swirls!

[Callisto 1,877]

167149

 

The Potato Lord is most certainly not me!

 

*Glances in a mirror, notices she is now a potato*

 

My God.

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

167,150

 

Why Callisto why?

 

Help me Crimson! You're my only hope!

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

167151

 

The only way to save you...

 

PotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoesPotatoes...

 

Edited September 9, 2014 by Not Rising Shine

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

167152,

I shall charge out of my Teapot Castle with a tea moat to come and save you!

Tally Ho!

[Callisto 1,877]

167153

 

Just because I'm a potato, it doesn't mean I'm the Potato Lord.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

167153,

Then who is your master?

Tell me!   

It must be Snapp.

All evidence points towards it.

He could be imprisoning himself!

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

167,155

 

Help me please!

 

Imprisoning myself? Do you think me so daft?

Edited September 9, 2014 by Sir Snapp

[Callisto 1,877]

167156

 

My master, the true lord of taters, is...

 

THE CRIMSON CROSS!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

167156,

First we must solve this mysterious case.

Who is the one behind all of this nonsense?

For all we know, it could even be me..   

Oh my God, Callisto the Ninja, 

Wahhaoaoah?! My, I must chain myself now.

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

167,157

 

What a twist!

 

So uhhh..... Is anyone gonna save me? 

[Callisto 1,877]

167159

 

Indeed. Release Snewp now, you foul spud!

Edited September 9, 2014 by Callisto

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

167159,

I COULD... but eh.

You know. It would defeat the purpose of being a villain.   

​I suppose I should turn this horse around and gallop back to my castle, which ironically is shaped like a teapot and not a potato.

[Callisto 1,877]

167161

 

This is why I voted Potatobama in the 2012 potato lord elections...

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

167163

I voted Caesar

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

167162,

Don't worry, we run in a Monarchy now under this reign.

Alright Snapp, I'll release you.

Run along now, and mind the painful traps along the way! K, thanks!

[Callisto 1,877]

167164

 

Hmmmmmmmm.

[MidnightFire1222 2,170]

167165

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

167165

 

Don't blame me, I voted for Potatokodos...

 

But everypony voted Potatoquino instead...

Edited September 9, 2014 by Not Rising Shine

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

167,166

 

*Runs along*