Count to a million

[lomk 20,663]

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Morning Smash

 

Guys I freaking love this book

 

 

 

Things We Liked

Our Stuffed Crust

 

Coal

What it was: Carbon

Where we found it: Hundreds of feet below blue-collar working-class mining towns

Where you’ll (still) find it: Power plants, smelting plants, anywhere without actual plants

Why we liked it: Coal…..burn……good!

What we used it for: Combustible generator of fuel, electricity, and baby-back ribs

Odd application: Letting Christian kids know they were naughty

What we’d do for it: Pollute our air, destroy our mountains, send millions of Welshmen, West Virginians, and canaries to early deaths.

 

Diamonds

What they were: Compressed carbon

Where we found them: Deep underground mines in remote parts of South Africa, Russia, and Canada

Where you’ll (still) find them: 47^th Street between 5^th and 6^th

Why we liked them: Rare, shiny, and extraordinarily well-marketed

What we used them for:  Industrial strength drill bits, support of machete-wielding Maoists, romance

Odd application: Cutting the window of a jewelry store for the purpose of acquiring more diamonds

What we’d do for them: Waste two months’  salary on a tiny rock that just sits there doing absolutely nothing.

 

Oil

What it was: Drinkable compressed carbon

Where we found it: Why? Do you know where there is some? Where is it? Tell us!!!

Where you’ll (still) find it: Oh…it’s all gone…

Why we liked it: We didn’t like it. We needed it.

What we used it for: Fueling our vehicles, heating our homes, setting our foreign policy, lubricating our wildlife

Odd application: Emitted from the rear of a sports car to cause villains to slide out of control

What we’d do for it: Invade sovereign nations, befriend enemies, construct enormous platforms in oceans, ignore incontrovertible scientific evidence, live in Texas

 

Gold

What it was: 79 protons and 118 neutrons worth of pure sunshine

Where we found it: By total coincidence, anywhere native peoples had yet to hear the Good Word of Jesus Christ

Where you’ll (still) find it: The Vatican, Fort Knox, overpriced HDMI cable

Why we liked it: Its shininess and luster made it the “gold standard” of metals.

What we used it for: Having lots of it, using it to get more of it, showing it to people and saying “Look at all this gold!”

Odd application: Cinnamon schnapps emulsification

What we’d do for it: Rape, pillage, kill, stand in river with pan for hours looking like a jackass before doing a stupid dance of glee

 

 

 

Edited January 17, 2015 by Space Woona

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

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Hey OD^^

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,946]

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Stuff and buying, coming back later, bye^^

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

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Buy buy Rise!

[Overdrive 5,366]

236###

 

I think I'm done making OC's for a while.

[lomk 20,663]

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Buy buy Rise!

 

Did you all see it? Because I saw it. That which was done there.

[Overdrive 5,366]

236###

 

I think I need to stop spending so much money on pony stuff.

[lomk 20,663]

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I wish my rent was cheaper so I could buy pony stuff ;-;

 

At least I'm getting a raise this month.

So have you guys heard of the 1972 Andes Flight Disaster? It's a pretty incredible story.

Edited January 17, 2015 by Space Woona

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

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*prefers to spend on computer components instead of pony stuff* :comeatus:

[lomk 20,663]

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Actually not having to drive an hour and a half to school one way once a week...my gasoline use is now next to nil because I just drive to work. So that'll kinda be like getting a raise as well. I may actually be able to get a ridiculous new graphics card and a Luna plushie! :3

 

Just....I plan on getting a new car soon too...I really like the Honda Accord to replace my Prelude. The I4 model supposedly does 37 mpg highway. Which is spectacular compared to my current 24. And the new Accords look pretty sweet too But so do the Toyota Camries....hmm...decisions......

 

I just can't jump right into a new car...I want to wait and see what happens but at the same time, it's just a matter of time before I have to do yet another major repair on the Prelude. -.-

[Hyperhooves 872]

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Edited January 17, 2015 by Hyperhooves

[lomk 20,663]

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R8 my landing

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD3mIBo5t_s

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

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All aboard the Hype train!

 

Edited January 17, 2015 by Fillypino Pride

[lomk 20,663]

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CHOO CHOO MOTHER  KERS!!

Mister Base is here

Edited January 17, 2015 by Space Woona

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

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*digs through covered basement*

 

Indubitabase!

[BastementSparkle 20,328]

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Indeed I am. Good morning.

 

 My computer's acting a bit off though.

[lomk 20,663]

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Didn't know how lost I was til I found Base ♫♪

Does one live in a basement? Or does the basement live in one? 

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

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Le speaking of computers, oh wait, cats...

 

Edited January 17, 2015 by Fillypino Pride

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Got the wrong copypasta again. That's what 'ya get if you're a tab whore like me...

 

Again...

 

 

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Edited January 17, 2015 by Fillypino Pride

[lomk 20,663]

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Whipped cream is addictive. I think they lace it with something to make you want more of it.

[lomk 20,663]

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And now thanks to that edit my previous comment makes no sense

[BastementSparkle 20,328]

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One lives in the Basement, as the Basement lives in one.

Edited January 17, 2015 by BasementPrincesses

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

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I edited the wrong copypasta back on the original post, so it does make sense again...

Edited January 17, 2015 by Fillypino Pride

[lomk 20,663]

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And now my comment about the comment that made no sense now makes no sense

 

Oh well!

 

Edited January 17, 2015 by Space Woona

[BastementSparkle 20,328]

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And my laptop is mostly back to normal.

 

 Hooray!