Count to a million

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

242892

 

Oklahoma...

Yeah, never been there.

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

242890

 

Speaking of soda/pop/soft drinks/whatever...

 

At a restaurant in Las Vegas:

 

Waiter: May I take your order?

Customer: I want soup.

Waiter: Chicken soup, beef soup, or soup of the day?

Customer: Soup drenks!

 

/Bisayanjoke

[lomk 20,666]

242,893

 

We're our own brand of strange but I grew up in a small town of farmers.

 

242890

Speaking of soda/pop/soft drinks/whatever...

At a restaurant in Las Vegas:

Waiter: May I take your order?
Customer: I want soup.
Waiter: Chicken soup, beef soup, or soup of the day?
Customer: Soup drenks!

/Bisayanjoke

 

I get that as much as I get girlfriends. 

 

I don't

Edited January 29, 2015 by Duke Space Woona

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

"Brause"

 

Brause?

 

...Brause...

 

Brrrausse...

 

[lomk 20,666]

242,xxx

 

 

Edited January 29, 2015 by Duke Space Woona

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

242896

 

That's how a lot of Fillypinos pronounce 'soft drinks' Woona...

Edited January 29, 2015 by Fillypino Fried

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

242897

 

I've noticed a large amount of

[lomk 20,666]

242896

 

That's how a lot of Fillypinos pronounce 'soft drinks' Woona...

 

242897

 

Meanwhile in a parallel universe Woona (with his 18 girlfriends) got that joke without it having to be explained.

 

The only appropriate font when typing as Maud Pie is Courier New.

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

242898

 

Aaaand all of them left when they found out of your waifu...

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

The only appropriate font when typing as Maud Pie is Courier New.

 

Oooh...

 

That's the font I'm supposed to use

 

No, this is far better I think.

[Overdrive 5,366]

242902

 

I'm just shopping on Amazon.

Edited January 29, 2015 by Overdrive

[Deae Rising Shine~ 57,248]

242.901

[lomk 20,666]

242,xxx

 

That's because there is only one girl for me

 

The girl in my dreams who will never exist

 

Edited January 29, 2015 by Duke Space Woona

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

242904

 

10/10

 

Best Waifu

-2015

[lomk 20,666]

242,xxx

 

 

 

No, this is far better I think.

 

 

[Deae Rising Shine~ 57,248]

242.906

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

242907

 

*everypony is my waifu*

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

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Was it something I said?

[Overdrive 5,366]

242910

 

Especially this:

 

 

Edited January 29, 2015 by Overdrive

[Deae Rising Shine~ 57,248]

242.911

[lomk 20,666]

242908

 

 

Was it something I said?

 

Comic Sans

 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

242911

[Deae Rising Shine~ 57,248]

242.912

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

242915

That was the joke.

Edited January 29, 2015 by Punicpunch

[lomk 20,666]

242,xxx

 

Would invest in none of these if they really used Comic Sans