Count to a million

[DasCapschen 7,766]

"Lulu" :comeatus:

 

[Raritas 6,820]

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In the midst of his excitement, CaptnCtaM instantly forgets his counting duties. Eager to remind him, the bold Raritas strides forward to carry out Rising Shines key duties.

 

"Excuse me, Mr Captn" The protagonist bellows out, "You appear to have forgotten your numbers".

 

Clearly shocked with the sudden confrontation, CaptnCtaM resumed his duties, as to avoid further conflict from the Rising Shine that was inevitably going to follow.

Edited July 28, 2015 by Raritas

[DasCapschen 7,766]

Dude, I'm on my phone...

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

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Ugh I can't sleep with her in my mind so much

[Raritas 6,820]

327'335

 

Shocked and confused by this sudden revelation, our protagonist concedes defeat.

 

"I do apologise, I failed to realise the situation at hand".

 

As if by magic, Raritas returned to the rafters of the CtaM thread, sworn to protect the sanctity of the counting to all those not restricted to a mobile phone device.

Edited July 28, 2015 by Raritas

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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You should write stories

[Moony the Cat 3,702]

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[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

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Nope can't sleep too much thinking going on

[DasCapschen 7,766]

327###

 

Same, but probably different thoughts...

[Raritas 6,820]

327'337

 

"That's an interesting concept" The boy pondered. Was it a sign? A faint spark of inspiration? Or had this sudden outburst simply been the effects of severe lack of sleep? The truth is unclear. 

 

Aware this way of speaking may become irritable to his peers, our protagonist returned to his usual method of communicating to the outside world he called CtaM...

 

 

 

 

I should probably sleep too  

Edited July 28, 2015 by Raritas

[Moony the Cat 3,702]

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[Raritas 6,820]

327'342

 

[DasCapschen 7,766]

Raritas, continue speaking like that

Oh I know, next time you go to a bakery, tell them what you want in that language!! It would he hilarious! But please record it for YouTube :'D

I'd like a 2 pound rye bread, he thought as he entered the bakery, while the woman behind the counter stared at him as if he were drunk

 

[Raritas 6,820]

327'344

 

"A bakery? Interesting. A nice sandwich will suffice" Raritas realised. Gazing longingly into the shop window, his lips began to salivate at the rows of delicious and tatilising pastries which laid upon the counter top. 

 

His mind was made up. He made one quick stride and briskly opened the hard wooden door; a bell ringing as he entered. He was greeted with the adoring smell of freshly cut bread. Almost as if he was in a trance, Raritas' mind was snapped back to reality when I husky voice called out.

"Whatchu want then?", a balding man behind the counter grunted.

 

"What would I like, my dear fellow? Oh, all your pastries look simply divine. I couldn't chose just one! The doughnuts, the muffins... Oh the bacon rolls too! It's impossible to choose, if only I'd knew..."

 

"This is a bakery, not a bloody Shakespeare novel mate. Pick your bloody pastry and get out"

 

"I'll take the bacon roll please? Thanks" Our hero makes a brisk and victorious exit, bacon roll in hand.

 

 

Is that what you had in mind?   

Edited July 28, 2015 by Raritas

[DasCapschen 7,766]

:'D

[Raritas 6,820]

327'346

 

Phew... I don't know what came over me

 

Aaaaaaanyway... Moving on

Edited July 28, 2015 by Raritas

[DasCapschen 7,766]

Sry, but really, the emote looks like someone stuck something where the sun don't shine without asking for permission first...

[Raritas 6,820]

327'348

 

 

Yeah, but there's a hint of a smile on her face... I think she's enjoying it  

Edited July 28, 2015 by Raritas

[DasCapschen 7,766]

327349

 

Oo

oKDEn

[Raritas 6,820]

327'350

 

xD

 

I'mma stop now before I start writing random crap... It's getting too late, I'm gunna head off now G'night!

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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Cya!

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

327352

 

I iz back.

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

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RIP CTAM

[lomk 20,663]

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[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

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Shhhhhhhhhh let it lie.