Count to a million

[Rainbow Cloud 17,978]

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[BastementSparkle 20,326]

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Hey Cloud!

 

 I can never get to sleep properly either, it takes me hours.

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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[Rainbow Cloud 17,978]

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Hey Basey

 

I've not been sleeping well lately, was awake for hours last night, where's Luna when you need her?

 

Edited December 11, 2015 by Rainbow Cloud

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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Caps, you're welcome.

 

I hate insomnia too.

 

I've managed to sleep-answer-my-phone and hold a conversation

[lomk 20,663]

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Well the funny thing with the fire alarm is that I was awoken by it. I rolled over and went back to sleep thinking it was a cell phone. Then I started asking myself if it was a fire alarm. Maybe someone burned popcorn or something like that. Idiots. Ten more minutes pass. I'm pissed. So I put on my shoes and go outside. I thought it was one of my neighbors. It wasn't. I couldn't tell where it was coming from, but once I stepped outside, I realized it was kinda distant. I figured if it didn't stop within a few minutes that I'd call the police and get to the bottom of it. Turns out the alarm was coming from the other end of the block and I guess I was the only person who called.

 

I was left with more questions than answers haha

 

Funny thing is only a couple months after I moved into my new apartment, I had to call the fire department again. Kid left his tea kettle on the stove and the handles melted and made smoke so it wasn't a legit fire.

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Edited December 11, 2015 by Rex Ruthless

[lomk 20,663]

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But yeah the other day I was awoken by an email. My phone's email alert isn't even super loud haha

Edited December 11, 2015 by Frozen Buttertoast

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A lad in my block at uni put a kettle on the stove to boil...

...it was a plastic kettle.

 

Trashed the stove

Didn't burn building down

[lomk 20,663]

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Wait. Plastic kettles exist? I just assumed they were all metal except the electronic ones with their own heating element

And what brainless sod puts plastic on a stove??? How many Darwin awards do you have to have to even think of that??

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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Yeah it had a stand and lead, guess he just picked it up and put it on the stove

 

(He was Japanese, in the uK)

[lomk 20,663]

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Still....doesn't matter who you are. I don't think it takes much to know plastic burns and it melts at a much lower temperature than metal lol there is a reason you don't see people putting plastics on the stove. XD

Edited December 11, 2015 by Frozen Buttertoast

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[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

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How many Darwin awards do you have to have to even think of that??

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I'm pretty sure it's impossible to win more than one Darwin Award.

Edited December 11, 2015 by Sonic Reindeer

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Hello Caps!

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Hej Reindeer!

[BastementSparkle 20,326]

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Hiya 27!

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

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Base

 

Hello!!!

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[BastementSparkle 20,326]

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[DasCapschen 7,766]

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