Count to a million

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[Grepper 3,193]

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[lomk 20,666]

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Watching my girlfriend play GTA Online is probably one of the most frustrating experiences I've ever been through. First, she wants her car fixed. So she drives to this garage to get it fixed only to end up in a free-for-all shootout. She tries and tries and tries desperately to get her car in the garage, but is killed because it's every man for himself. So she starts running (instead of stealing a car and driving) to her car to get in it and drive it into a garage where she is involved in this free-for-all. So then she runs away from the shootout thinking she's off the hook. But no. Someone desperate for a kill follows her all the way across the city to shoot at her. She keeps running but she loses control of the car because the cops have popped her tires. This guy shoves his car up to hers and unloads and unloads into her car. She just sits there doing nothing. Like, good grief, fight back! If you kill him, he can't shoot you! 

 

Really, the whole problem can be fixed if she were to join another session. But nope. "I don't want to join a new session! I want to play in this one!"

 

I'll never understand females. ._.

I've given up hope on her. Wish me luck, gentlemen, as I try to ignore her shrieks of rage and constant swearing that is all too easy to solve. 

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So you get killed if you act like a normal citizen in GTA Online? Is it the same way for the offline game?

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,098]

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I'll never understand females. ._.

 

I don't think we're supposed to

The biggest thing I've learned in 20yrs with this one is that I'm always wrong (even if I'm right :| )

 

I used to get a bit frustrated with someone falling asleep whilst playing RPGs on the PS2/Xbox360 and I would start noticing that someone's character was just running into walls

 

We were in London and my wife wanted to go to Buckingham Palace, however, I wanted to go to the Natural History Museum.

So we compromised

...and went to Buckingham Palace c:

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Heh, the last four digits of my phone number at Uni

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Ciao for now

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Later, Dawn!

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Hola

 

3, 3, 21 & 4

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Ej Dawn!

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,098]

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Buenos dias Blue, how are you?

[Blue Vexillographer 443]

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Ich bin gut! Wie geht's du?

 

(I think that's grammatically correct?)

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,098]

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Cava bien merci

[Blue Vexillographer 443]

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Not sure what that means but I do know that bien is okay... Or good... Or something positive like that....

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,098]

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C'est français.

Oui, cela signifie "I'm okay"

 

auch gibt es keine Apostroph in "gehts"

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Really now? And I only understand, es keine Apostroph in geths... Not sure what is auch gibt

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,098]

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"Also there is no apostrophe in gehts."

But I'm sure that Caps, Lex or IronM17 are the better people to ask for assistance with grammar

[Blue Vexillographer 443]

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Maybe ^^ Though I don't know that IronM17 speak in German too...

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,098]

Though I don't know that IronM17 speak in German too...

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I hope so, he is German

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