Count to a million

[Jackleberry 1,923]

22 to the 41!

[Enemy Stand 446]

2+2=4.....also there's another 2 in there.

[DubWolf 17,265]

2243

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

2244

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

2245

[Jackleberry 1,923]

2246!

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

2247

[ReverseFaller 2,483]

2248

[DubWolf 17,265]

2249

 

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "how's life?" The dog says, "ruff".

[Retro*Derpy 3,186]

2250

[DubWolf 17,265]

2251

 

Retro derpy, why not neo derpy?

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

2252

[Jackleberry 1,923]

2253!

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

2254

 

Nice joke, Wolf. I'll do one: A man walks into a bar. A few seconds later, he was knocked unconscious. 

[Enemy Stand 446]

2255.

 

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "How much are drinks?" The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."

[DubWolf 17,265]

2256!

 

Thanks, and Lol olio.

 

A German walks into a bar. The bartender asks "dry?", the German says "nein, just one."

Edited November 1, 2013 by Wingin'Wolf

[Enemy Stand 446]

2257.

You guys have probably heard this before, but:

A duck walks into a bar.

Duck: Got any bread?

Bartender: No.

*duck leaves, comes back later*

Duck: Got any bread?

Bartender: I already told you, we don't have any bread!

*duck leaves again and returns again*

Duck: Got any bread?

Bartender: For the last time, we don't have any bread! If you ask one more time, I'll nail your bill to this bar!

Duck: Got any nails?

Bartender: NO!

Duck: Got any bread?

Edited November 1, 2013 by Orangejack

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

2258

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

2259'

[DubWolf 17,265]

2260

 

Just.

[Jackleberry 1,923]

2261!?

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

2262!

[Enemy Stand 446]

2263? 2263?! Twotwosixthreeeeeee!!!

[DubWolf 17,265]

2264

 

n=1?

Edited November 2, 2013 by Wingin'Wolf

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

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