The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

For an attempted coup d'état against the Union of Soviet Equestria  

 

Bailed for being a political ally (and friend) and we cant have anypony else ruling the USSE (Union of Soviet Socialist Equestria) cant we not

[The_Gobo 36,257]

jailed for leading the rebellion scum :3

 

[Hierok 11,831]

Jailed because only a sith deals an absolute. 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, The_Gobo said:

jailed for leading the rebellion scum :3

 

Sentenced to gulag for owning KFC (seriously, KFC food was messsing with my mind)

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

@Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread is a political ally of the USSE, so he is under government protection against going to jail 

Edited February 10, 2018 by King of Canterlot

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

Sherbert is a political ally of the USSE, so he is under government protection against going to jail 

I can't send you to jail, but unrest is growing against communism here, I'll do a show trial for you and find you not guilty.

 

[Hierok 11,831]

Jailed because he could escape for you been done talking. That's to long. 

@Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread Jailed for ninja.

Edited February 10, 2018 by Hierok

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Jailed for attempting to jail my most trusted adviser/general 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, Hierok said:

Jailed because he could escape for you been done talking. That's to long. 

@Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread Jailed for ninja.

Exiled because of anti-slime and anti-communist prevention laws

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

Jailed for attempting to jail my most trusted adviser/general 

Bailed for being RED!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Jailed for being a filthy commie :3

 

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Just now, The_Gobo said:

Jailed for being a filthy commie :3

 

JAILED AND BANISHED FOR INSULTING MY TOP GENERAL AND SPITTING ON THE MOTHERLAND 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

JAILED AND BANISHED FOR INSULTING MY TOP GENERAL AND SPITTING ON THE MOTHERLAND 

Bailed for saving me from capitalist prison

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Jailed for calling a child a 'general'

XD

 

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

1 minute ago, The_Gobo said:

Jailed for calling a child a 'general'

XD

 

JAILED FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING SOVIET CULTURE AND AUTHORITY 

@Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread is in charge of part of my Soviet government, so he can't go to jail

Edited February 10, 2018 by King of Canterlot

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, The_Gobo said:

Jailed for calling a child a 'general'

XD

 

Sent to gulag because my oc is older than 18, I'm not tho IRL

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

JAILED FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING SOVIET CULTURE AND AUTHORITY 

Bailed for being the main ruler (I just rule the crystal empire because I need to help with the buffer states incase you didn't know)

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Both of you jailed for forcing underage people into the military :3

 

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Just now, The_Gobo said:

Both of you jailed for forcing underage people into the military :3

 

JAILED FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING THAT I AM THE KING! I AM THE LAW OF THE LAND!!!! I AM SOVIET EQUESTRIA!!! 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, The_Gobo said:

Both of you jailed for forcing underage people into the military :3

 

Sent to Gulag because we dont force anypony, we just persuade ponies to join our massive militaries.

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

JAILED FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING THAT I AM THE KING! I AM THE LAW OF THE LAND!!!! I AM SOVIET EQUESTRIA!!! 

Bailed because LONG LIVE JOSEF STALLION

Edited February 10, 2018 by Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Both of you jailed for brainwashing children into joining your military ;3

 

[Hierok 11,831]

jailed for putting two people in the same prison.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Jailed because it's secretly a ship :3

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, The_Gobo said:

Jailed because it's secretly a ship :3

 

sent to gulag for shipping me with the King, I'm the puppet leader of the crystal empire, you can't ship me with stallions

[The_Gobo 36,257]

jailed for trying to take over the crystal empire o3o

 

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

@Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread, bailed out cuz he's under my secret government protection 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Jailed for nepotism o3o