The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[GrimGrimoire 4,973]

Piracy.

Yo-ho-ho.

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, GrimGrimoire said:

Piracy.

Yo-ho-ho.

 

I can't give you into trouble

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Jailed for kidnapping Princess Twilight and trying to take her over seas to arrange marriage against her will

Edited March 28, 2018 by Thou.

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,006]

Jailed because how are you going to jail the kidnapper when he's traveling overseas?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

2 minutes ago, Thou. said:

Jailed for kidnapping Princess Twilight and trying to take her over seas to arrange marriage against her will

Gulag for assuming that I ponynapped her, you could've said objections AT THE WEDDING

1 minute ago, Rarity the Supreme said:

Jailed because how are you going to jail the kidnapper when he's traveling overseas?

Sent to a hotel room with @The_Gobo

[Messy Mane 9,032]

2 hours ago, Rarity the Supreme said:

Jailed because how are you going to jail the kidnapper when he's traveling overseas?

Jailed beacuse he tried to take her overseas to force the kidnapped Princess Twilight to marry him.  

Luckily he did not succeed

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

6 minutes ago, Thou. said:

Jailed beacuse he tried to take her overseas to force the kidnapped Princess Twilight to marry him.  

Luckily he did not succeed

Execution for I didn't ponynap Twilight, She came with me, me and Twi been married for years boi!

Edited March 28, 2018 by Sherbert

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Jailed for taking me too seriously

You two are perfect for each other 

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

4 minutes ago, Thou. said:

Jailed for taking me too seriously

You two are perfect for each other 

 

warned for not having a special somepony

[TBD 17,254]

Jailed for giving them a freebie. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Jailed beacuse no one likes Messy Mane cuz he's scruffy and dirty and is homeless

): 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Solitary Confinement for property damage at a Power Plant just to be severely electrocuted...

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

2 minutes ago, Thou. said:

Jailed beacuse no one likes Messy Mane cuz he's scruffy and dirty and is homeless

): 

sent to homeless shelter to wait a few days for your new house to be ready, provided by THE STATE

5 minutes ago, We_R_VeNoM said:

Solitary Confinement for property damage at a Power Plant just to be severely electrocuted...

Excecuted for claiming to have the authority to imprison ponies

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,006]

Jailed for claiming to have to authority to execute other ponies.

[TBD 17,254]

Jailed for not having the authority to execute, let alone jailing ponies.

[Hierok 11,831]

Jailed because in the period I last posted here, 5 pages have been included.

[The Recherche 29,967]

Jailed for resisting arrest with concentrated cuteness, despite nearly turning Equestria upside-down! 

[Hierok 11,831]

Jailed because 

[The Recherche 29,967]

2 hours ago, Hierok said:

[Messy Mane 9,032]

jailed beacuse that reminded me of the Pepsi bottle and coca cola glass thing:

 

[Nyankee-No4 3,258]

Hospitaled from bolt  lightning bolt hit 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Jailed for hospitalization 

Read the title of the topic.

[Nyankee-No4 3,258]

Jailed  for neutral emotion 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Jailed for sticking your tounge out at strangers

Very rude

[Nyankee-No4 3,258]

jailed for but you are not stranger