The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Here No Longer 5,276]

In jail for not appreciating teh UwU.

[Fritzy 1,691]

Jailed for UwUing without a UwU license. 

[Prince Doopliss 2,351]

Jailed for entering other ponies dreams without Luna's consent.

[Nsxile 26,898]

Jailed for having so many eyes 

[Fritzy 1,691]

Jailed for only having two eyes. 

[Nsxile 26,898]

Jailed for breaking your foot while trying to appear menacing 

[Fritzy 1,691]

9 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Jailed for breaking your foot while trying to appear menacing 

Jailed for thinking that’s possible 

Edited November 13, 2019 by Larksy

[Nsxile 26,898]

2 minutes ago, Larksy said:

Jailed for thinking that’s possible 

Jailed for failing to realise your leg is broken 

[Fritzy 1,691]

Just now, Nsxile said:

Jailed for failing to realise your leg is broken 

Jailed for pointing it out 

[TBD 17,254]

Jailed for threaten and scaring a family of old people and their cowardly dog

[Prince Doopliss 2,351]

In jail for selling burnt cupcakes.

Edited November 13, 2019 by Sir Pentious

[TBD 17,254]

Jailed for drinking all the coffee 

[Fritzy 1,691]

Jailed for staring at people from outside their houses at night 

[Nsxile 26,898]

Jailed for threatening to sell knives to random strangers 

 

[Fritzy 1,691]

5 hours ago, Nsxile said:

Jailed for threatening to sell knives to random strangers 

 

All I can think of is that ‘blades are for skatin’ video but I have no clue who the hell the one that he’d be trying to sell knives to. 
Also jailed for selling fake gems to other dragons for ridiculous prices

[BroomsNHops 260]

Jailed for not trying to sell me a knife

 

[Nsxile 26,898]

Jailed for stealing applejack's soul 

[Fritzy 1,691]

In jail for not eating souls 

[Flutterstep 47,071]

In jail for eating Applejack’s soul 

Edited November 13, 2019 by Flutterstep

[Nsxile 26,898]

Jailed for stealing and hugging her apples while she's absent 

[Flutterstep 47,071]

Jailed for not defending her fruit 

[PiratePony 8,475]

Jailed for general terror and vampirism. Also theft, malicious mischief, fraud. 

[Fritzy 1,691]

Jailed for listing legit crimes along with vampirism 

Edited November 13, 2019 by Larksy

[Nsxile 26,898]

Jailed for still trying to sell me those knives... And make me give you a hat... 

[Prince Doopliss 2,351]

In jail for burning down the blacksmith!