How would be a Pinkie Pie's song humans for the very first time?

[InvaderShy 18]

If we remember the S01E09 "Bridle Gossip" episode, Pinky Pie composed a song about Zecora. Here the lyrics:

 

She's an evil enchantress

She does evil dances

And if you look deep in her eyes

She'll put you in trances

Then what will she do?

She'll mix up an evil brew

Then she'll gobble you up

In a big tasty stew

Soooo... Watch out!

 

Now, supposing the new visitors are a peer of humans with some technology on their hands, how would be the lyrics for a Pinkie song about them?

 

If you're good with songs (or if you wish to be), then let your creativity inspire you and share your own lyrics. You can use the structure of the song above as a sort of auxiliary guide, if you please.

[Scootalove 10,684]

Hmm, I never thought of it that way. I guess a Pinkie Pie song about humans would probably go like this.

 

Walking into our world

Looking into their eyes

Grabbing objects with their hands

Wondering where they came from

A mysterious world called Earth

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Around and around these visitors they prance

but what confuses me the most

is that they wear pants.

 

 

PANTS, PANTS, why do they were pants?

Pants are what they wear

right over here, also over there

Understand them, I can't

 

Seriously, these things are weird.

They have this coat on their face they call a beard.

They had something that looked like fun.

They said "Don't touch it, that's a gun!"

 

I don't know what to say, or what to do

If you met them, would you?

Better stay away

it's better that way.

 

These strange things don't understand magic,

and Twilight thinks that's tragic

but they have these strange devices

Like nothing I've ever seen.

 

What are they?