The yo mama thread

[GONEFOREVER 518]

So everypony, I am really suprised that this sort of thread hasn't been started yet.

 

But I'm doing it 0_o.

 

I think that the rules are pretty self explanatory, so I'll just start.

 

 

Yo mama so fat, her bellybutton has an echo chamber!

[Sugar Pea 2,683]

Haha this thread reminds me of something. XD

[MelancholicMemory 2,027]

Yo mama so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

[Heatwave 177]

Yo mama's so dumb, she got run over by a parked car.

Yo mama's so fat, she saw a school bus drive by and yelled: "Catch that twinkie!!!"

 

I only know one other, but it's rather dirty, so I'll refrain. :3

[Erza 581]

Yo mama so dumb, she made an appointment with Dr.Pepper.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Your mother is so classy she keeps champagne flutes in her handbag.

[Hittywoo 4]

Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for moaning

Yo mama so fat she has 2 watches, 1 for each timezone she's in

Yo mama so skinny she gets full by eating   1 bite  (?)