ASK JEFF THE KILLER

[Derpy Whooves 77]

HELLO MLP FORUMS I'M JEFF AND I KILL PEOPLE (yay?) THE CAPITILISED TEXT IS ME JEFF AND THE PARTHESESE (me) IS STICK THE ORIGINAL OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT. SO ASK ME STUFF

[Akemi Homura 7,681]

Do you like Pinkie Pie? :3

[Luurilka 325]

Do u like Fluttershy?

 

If so, wut kind of like?

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

If two trains are heading for Atlanta, GA., one is coming from Raleigh and the other from Charleston, and the Raleigh train is delayed ten minutes and the Charleston train stops halfway for twenty minutes for repairs plus an additional thirty for an obligatory ice cream break, which will arrive in Atlanta first, assuming the equation D=M/V is true.

[Derpy Whooves 77]

Do you like Pinkie Pie? :3

 

YES SHE IS HAPPY LIKE ME AHAHAHA (he thinks you mean pinkamena)

Do u like Fluttershy?

 

If so, wut kind of like?

 

I LOVE FLUTTERSHY SHE IS BEST DOORMAT (Jeffrey Dahmer!) A DEAD ONE HAHAHA (jeff prepare to get eaten by hate posts for that)

If two trains are heading for Atlanta, GA., one is coming from Raleigh and the other from Charleston, and the Raleigh train is delayed ten minutes and the Charleston train stops halfway for twenty minutes for repairs plus an additional thirty for an obligatory ice cream break, which will arrive in Atlanta first, assuming the equation D=M/V is true.

 

NEITHER GET THERE EVERYONE IN EACH TRAIN IS DEAD HAHAHAHAHA (Jeff loves trains)