What's the worst thing one of your teachers has ever said?

[Clover Heart 978]

There was this girl in my 5th grade class. For privacy's sake, we'll just call her Rachel. She was kind of unruly. She was kinda mean to everyone and nobody really liked her. One day, she got up to go to the bathroom. This was during a quiet work time, if I remember correctly. Out of nowhere, while she's out of the room, the teacher blurts out "Rachel's parents are dead." I think she may have said something after that, but I can't remember it. The girl was later expelled for starting a fire in the bathroom (different day.)

 

I can kinda get why she wanted to tell us that, so that maybe we'd understand her. However, this was entirely the wrong way to go about it. It's questionable whether this should even have been brought up. Especially since after that day, some of the other kids started picking on her because her parents had passed away. Which is horrible of them and they should never have done no matter what Rachel did to them. However, had she not said anything, they wouldn't have been able to make fun of her for it. Additionally, that's her personal information. If she feels comfortable sharing that with someone else, that's her business. But she, as her teacher, had no right to disclose personal information in that way.

 

That same year, my mom was in the hospital with a very serious illness. She almost died. As a result, since I was only 10 and could only handle so much of that, my behavior drastically changed. I was never mean to anyone. I was just not as happy. Not as willing to participate, that sort of thing. I always wondered if she said something about my home situation while I wasn't there. And that's something I really wouldn't have been cool with. I don't want random people knowing that about me. My friends, sure, but not the whole class. It really broke any trust I may have had for her.

 

This may not be, like, the worst thing ever, but I think that telling personal information about a student to the rest of the class is very unprofessional and she shouldn't have done it.

[RoguesWolfe 192]

The teachers Havent said anything at my school But they have done some things. A teacher got arrested for having sex with a minor, one got suspended from their job by kicking a desk over and throwing a chair at a student, one came to graduation drunk/high and was fired, one got fired for attacking a student. My school was just full of sex, drugs, and anger.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

"Quit looking at porn in Netflix"

 

"You're not supposed to look at porn in class"

 

"Please stop using the school wifi to look at porn"

 

 

I love my English teacher xD

 

He was kidding, of course.

[Serbon div 386]

Me and another guy were fighting (physically) during art class (he's an asshole nobody likes him, especislly the teachers hate him), and some of us made chair fall so the teacher shouted "HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" and I said that we were playing and then he said "Nah that's ok just bring the chair up and continue." He sincerely doesn't give a fuck are we doing art or throwing it out of the window, he just wants the tables and chairs to be in place.

[Delernil 952]

'Claire, stop threatening to stab other students. That's my job.'

 

'James your fan fiction can wait. We need to do math, not your character.'

 

'Everybody shut up, it's time to listen to propaganda.'

 

'We can watch porn too. I'd rather so math, but porn's cool too I guess.'

 

My math teacher is awesome.

[Mightymags 1,053]

Yeah, you've pretty much won this thread, those were hilarious.... although the broccoli one was a bit disturbing coming from a high school teacher. 

 

I'm not in high school. I said she was my human sexuality professor...at my university. 

[GenderIsAnIllusion 2,177]

I've been cussed out by the principle of my old grade/middle school....

 

Several teachers have dropped F bombs.

 

But the worst... WORST thing a teacher has ever said, in school, in front of me and the entire class..... And I quote " I'm glad abortion exists. It just means less of you little bastards I have to teach later on."....... And she was totally calm about it.... I thinks that's the worst part about it.

[long gone 8,929]

Not sure if I should post the worst thing one of my teachers ever said to me because it's borderline abuse while everything posted here is more lighthearted so far...

[SanityNotIncluded 335]

I'm not in high school. I said she was my human sexuality professor...at my university. 

My apologies - that was me being a dingus. Still, given my interest in such topics, I'm a little jealous that my university doesn't offer any courses like that.

[yeet 2,027]

I was chatting to him at lunch about a certain boy in our year is a mong and he said " yeah hes a fucking idiot." At which point i was laughing as hard as I could.

[Acchan 232]

It wasn't a teacher, it was my guidance counselor in High School. She told me

"Community College is a reach for you."

[CT-1138 3,182]

Dumbest thing: In third grade, I got into an argument with my teacher on directions. She mixed up East and West and insisted she was right when she wasn't.

 

"Worst" thing: My high school always had the heat WAY too high and we used to be allowed to open the windows in math class. Well, one day the snow was blowing in and my teacher went over and closed the window then asked us why we always had to have the windows open. We told him that it was because the classroom was always hot. When he responded I accidentally interrupted him telling him it keeps us awake so all our teacher could get out was "Well, suck it-". The whole class laughed for about 5 minutes.

[Geek0zoid 1,468]

My literature teacher once called this kid who never did his work a "Selfish dick"

It was in front of the class, too XD

Not sure if I should post the worst thing one of my teachers ever said to me because it's borderline abuse while everything posted here is more lighthearted so far...

Ah. How bad could it possibly be?

[long gone 8,929]

 

 

Ah. How bad could it possibly be?

 "Tom, do you think you're special? Should we give you special treatment and treat you with priority over your peers?"

That's the worst thing a teacher ever said to me. And she said it EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I did something wrong.

[♞RedLotus♞ 360]

My PE teacher is a bible freak, and since we normally go outside to play sports, he will comment on how we should thank god for such great weather. He always reads the bible while we do our exercises and tells us how this book is "The one and only truth." 

 

Let me remind you that I go to a PUBLIC school so yeah...

 

Also, I have no problem with him being a christian but there are a couple of Muslims and Jews in my school, as well as atheists who might be offended. This kind of dogma belongs in a catholic or christian school only, definitely not a public school.

[RoguesWolfe 192]

Another thing my school did that I really did not like..they used the special ed kids to do the janitors job.

[AppleGearRising 526]

My old year 9 science teacher misheard a question once, the question was something along the lines of "how long does pressure last?" but he thought he'd said "how long does pleasure last?", he then asked if he meant in the case of "the full thing" or "just a quick wham bam" XD

[AquaFlash 29]

Not really worst, but random and unexpected

 

A substitue English teacher that I had in ninth grade told us a story about how his nephew almost burned his ( the nephews) balls off. That was an interesting lesson.

 

One day near the end of the school year my ninth grade math teacher went screw it and we just watched an episode of Numb3rs every class.

 

The worst thing that happened wasn't from a teacher, but my mother. She got my third grade teacher fired. My mother showed up to pick me up one day drunk, and my teacher reported it. Childrens services showed up to my house and everything, but somehow  she managed to prove she wasn't drunk and my teacher got fired.

[Bastion 414]

Sitting in science class one time with a substitute teacher.

As you know everyone has the habit of never actually doing productive work when there are substitutes, well this replacement teacher had anger issues and well...

 

He called about 2 kids a c*** and told one kid to go f** himself

o_o

 

Never saw him again after that.

Edited January 18, 2014 by Hyper

[Sugar Cube 4,843]

Back when I took a weight training class in high school, my teacher would have the class run laps as a warmup before weight lifting. And being that I have been pigeon toed since I can remember, he must have taken notice of that one day because on more than one occasion he would poke fun at me for it. I remember running the laps and he'd say something like "Here comes *insert my name* with her bow-legged stride!" I was self-conscious enough at that time, I didn't need him to remind me of my awkward feet in front of the whole class.

 

Gym teachers.

Edited January 18, 2014 by Sugar Cube

[CT-1138 3,182]

Gym teachers.

Well, you know what they say: Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.

[Judgement 445]

Whoa! And to think what my teacher said was bad. Kind of sad how immature some of your teachers are.

[Midnight_Magic 72]

hmmm not sure I should share this, I have really never told anybody this, its not really too bad but it did have a dramatic affect on me, even to this day!

 

I was in I think the 4th grade, after one of my classes was over my teacher pulled me aside, she was very nice about it and I think did it more out of concern then anything. but she told me that I.. well stunk! *sigh* yep I was that kid! I was the smelly kid! 

 

I never told my mother about this..but ever sense that day I have taken two showers a day, everyday, and I have more hygiene products then a diva super model.