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[Singe 2,111]

So I'll update this thread when I get a chance.

Diamond Tiara: Well, well. If it isn't the flank blank patrol.
Silver Spoon: Flank blank.
Apple Bloom: It's Cutie Mark Crusaders.
Sweetie Bell: Why do we have to put up with this everyday?
Diamond Tiara: That's because you don't have your cutie marks. *DT and SS show off their cutie marks.*
Scootaloo: You really do like to show off your flanks just as much as those ponies on that reality show.
Diamond Tiara: *Gasp!* Did she just compare us to trash?
Silver Spoon: I suddenly feel disgusted with myself. *Runs off.*
Diamond Tiara: This...this isn't over! *Runs after SS.*
Apple Bloom: What's this reality show you've been watching?
Scootaloo: I don't really know. It's just something Rainbow Dash has been into.
Sweetie Bell: Maybe we can get our cutie marks by...
Scootaloo: I'm going to stop you right there. It's not a good idea.
Apple Bloom: Yeah, I don't want them to start calling us trash. Uh, why did they call those ponies trash?
Scootaloo: You don't want to know.

*Applebloom fumbles making Applejack get covered in apple cider.*
Applejack: Darn it, Applebloom.
Apple Bloom: I'm sorry big sis.
Applejack: I'll need to go wash this off.
Fluttershy: *Sniff. Sniff.* You smell nice.
Applejack: Well of course I smell nice. I'm covered in it.
Fluttershy: *Lick.* You also have a nice taste.
Applejack: *Suprised.* What the hay, has gotten into you Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Can I please have three bites?
Applejack: What? No.
Fluttershy: Two bites?
Applejack: No.
Fluttershy: One bite?
Applejack: No.
Fluttershy: One itsy bitty nibble that you won't feel it?
Applejack: I said no!
Fluttershy: Okay. *Turns into Flutterbat, grabs Applejack, and flies off.*
Rainbow Dash: *Wakes up.* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Sweating and panting.* The golden declious cider spilled all over Applejack. Why did it all have to go to waste?

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at damp covers for Spike's bed.* Spike, again?
Spike: I don't know why it keeps happening.
Twilight Sparkle: We'll have to find out the cause of your problem. Maybe the others might know.
Spike: No, Twilight. You can't tell the others, especially Rarity. You have to Pinkie Swear.
Twilight Sparkle: I'm not doing it.
Pinkie Pie: *Pops out from under Twilight's bed.* You have too.
Twilight Sparkle: Why were you under my bed?
Pinkie Pie: I was just playing a prank on Spike for the past few nights.
Spike: So I wasn't wetting my bed.
Pinkie Pie: Actually you did. You were like a fountain. Woooo! Woooo! Woooo!
Spike: *Embarrassed.*
Twilight Sparkle: How did you do it?
Pinkie Pie: I would whisper the name *Whispers in Twilight's ear* into his ear.
Twilight Sparkle: The unicorn who killed a dragon by blowing up a town, Lina Inverse.
Spike: LINA INVERSE! *Faints.*
Twilight Sparkle: O_O;
Pinkie Pie: I'll get the mop.

Edited January 27, 2014 by Singe