Funny Childhood Misconceptions

[NomDeSpite 452]

I used to think that when a woman gave birth to a child, the child exited out of her thigh.

[SanityNotIncluded 335]

I used to think that when a woman gave birth to a child, the child exited out of her thigh.

It's funny you should say that actually. I was watching an online talk once, and apparently the speaker's grandmother didn't find out where babies were ejected from until she actually gave birth.

[Hive King 2,001]

I thought giving birth was like taking a huge dump

[Twilie 184]

I used to think people made babies by peeing in front of each other Oo