Apparently, all bronies going to be destroyed on February first :P

[Sky Cutter 294]

OK super scariness happened...

 

t'was the night before Sunday, at around 8:00 pm

Sky Cutter on the couch, browsing the MLP forum

His mother was at work

don't worry reader, her boss isn't a jerk

Little brothers below, watching TV.

His dad taking a nap, for he was rather sleepy

then all of a sudden, there was a knock at the door

the family preoccupied, thus Sky Cutter was who the task was for

He reached the the door and fast his heart ran

for at the door was none other than the pizza delivery man

Sky Cutter called to his father in worry

"Dad did you order pizza, maybe pepperoni?"

but placed the order, Sky Cutter's father did not

"anonymous" was the next word, which Sky Cutter thought

then a voice said "Hello", from well behind the delivery man

it was the downstairs renter, maybe he ordered the pan?

To Sky Cutters relief, it was him who ordered the pie

back on the couch computer in lap, Sky Cutter thought to himself "thought I was gonna die"

 

-THE END-

[Seaweed 596]

I've always gotten a kick out of the stereotype bronies pickup. My brother is a combat construction mechanic, a good friend of mine is a demolitions expert, and I study booby traps as a hobby. I am going to assume from your profile pic and breakdown of the previous image, that you might have a thing for shooting. We don't exactly make fluffy targets.

Infantry. Been in since 2010. Attended US Army Sniper School in July 2012, haha. Served in the battalion sniper section ever since. Fun gig, love the recon and precision shooting aspect, but I'm really just a glorified scout/forward observer most of the time, lol.

 

Yes, the stereotype is ridiculous, haha. I love hearing people say, "if you're a brony, you're not allowed to be a man." And I'm just like, "Is that right?" The only stereotype that applies to me is the crazy sniper math. That shits real. Which is why instead of the badass snipers you see in movies, we're all actually a bunch of fuckin' nerds, xD

[Castle Bleck 19,380]

(...) I study booby traps as a hobby. (...)

 

Sounds a lot like this guy:

 

[Mlpfan185 1,763]

Infantry. Been in since 2010. Attended US Army Sniper School in July 2012, haha. Served in the battalion sniper section ever since. Fun gig, love the recon and precision shooting aspect, but I'm really just a glorified scout/forward observer most of the time, lol.

 

Yes, the stereotype is ridiculous, haha. I love hearing people say, "if you're a brony, you're not allowed to be a man." And I'm just like, "Is that right?" The only stereotype that applies to me is the crazy sniper math. That shits real. Which is why instead of the badass snipers you see in movies, we're all actually a bunch of fuckin' nerds, xD

I'm quite aware actually, I spent an entire summer as a coder, and during compile times I would read field manuals. The most impressive aspect of good scoutsmanship, is spacial recognition and the ability to map terrain. A buddy of mine is a retired U.S. Ranger. He was a sniper himself. His cognitive abilities are insane.

[Seaweed 596]

I'm quite aware actually, I spent an entire summer as a coder, and during compile times I would read field manuals. The most impressive aspect of good scoutsmanship, is spacial recognition and the ability to map terrain. A buddy of mine is a retired U.S. Ranger. He was a sniper himself. His cognitive abilities are insane.

God, terrain mapping is such a bitch tho. And you're absolutely right. I just BARELY had a high enough GT Score to attend school.

 

And Rangers snipers aren't too dissimilar than us. They just get cooler, more badass gear an have about thirty pounds more muscle, haha. That and they get pre-selected for the Special Operations Target Interdiction Course (SOTIC) that I want to go to SO BAD.

[Nohbdy 4,108]

lol 

[Mlpfan185 1,763]

Sounds a lot like this guy:

 

 

Haha. I like the cut of his jib.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Luna help us! This is the *suppresses laugh* scariest thing I have ever *chuckles* read. I hope yellow team doesn't discover my mortal fear of pepperoni or hot peppers!

 

 On a serious slightly less unserious note, reading that made my day. Anyone else wanna bet it was made by a brony for the amusement of bronies?

[NavelColt 22,882]

Can we just destroy the obnoxious people who can't lighten up and bitch about everything? Only 30% of the fanbase would be left but, sacrifices must be made <:'3

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

While I'm expecting nothing to happen, it wouldn't be the first unsuccessful attempt if it does. Not even concerned.

 

And given that I've told a number of people where I live and haven't made a secret of my real name, I'm not concerned about that getting out either. There's really no other for them to steal, and if I were to get free pizza, that would be awesome. Unless the delivery guy would expect me to pay cash and wouldn't let me have it; in that case I wouldn't pay and the only one harmed by this would be the pizza place, making the guys organizing these "raids" even bigger hypocrits and bastards than they already are.

 

I'm going about my day normally without a care. All will be fine.

[Sir Hugsalot 9,351]

While I'm expecting nothing to happen, it wouldn't be the first unsuccessful attempt if it does. Not even concerned.

 

And given that I've told a number of people where I live and haven't made a secret of my real name, I'm not concerned about that getting out either. There's really no other for them to steal, and if I were to get free pizza, that would be awesome. Unless the delivery guy would expect me to pay cash and wouldn't let me have it; in that case I wouldn't pay and the only one harmed by this would be the pizza place, making the guys organizing these "raids" even bigger hypocrits and bastards than they already are.

 

I'm going about my day normally without a care. All will be fine.

You forgot to mention what pizza would You like, come on, make it easier for them 

[Sky Cutter 294]

I'm gonna back up all my files just in case

[LordDiscord 289]

I am going to throw them a bone( even though I know its complete non-sense) and say I by their ludicrous claims. What exactly do they expect to happen if they take away our forums? Do they think it will destroy our fandom? Do they think it would cleanse the internet of bronies?

 

Let me start off by saying that if they did something like this and succeeded, all this would do is cause the bronies that frequent those sites to move to other sites that use the same form of structure and set up camp their. If the outside sees us as a problem now, Anonymous's little stunt would actual make it a problem and at a much bigger scale. We would start to frequent websites like Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, Deviant Art, ect. and that's where we would remain until our sites were either restored or new ones were made. The only way Anonymous would be able to get rid off us then would be to attack the websites that I mentioned before, which would undermind their plan all together as they would be hurting the ones they are suppose to be fighting for. Also I could live without those sites knowing I took the ones that hated us over ludicrous reasons down with me.

 

Now on a more serious note: I don't suppose I would be able to get Little Ceser's Pizza sent to me over here in scottland, I oh so miss their supreme pizzas. 

Edited January 27, 2014 by LordDiscord

[Castle Bleck 19,380]

@LordDiscord,

 

They... aren't thinking very pragmatically, are they?

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

Are you really serious... people piss me the hell off. This is complete bullshit in its entirety.

[LordDiscord 289]

Are you really serious... people piss me the hell off. This is complete bullshit in its entirety.

Don't buy into it, it is nothing more than some troll trying to scare us.

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

Don't buy into it, it is nothing more than some troll trying to scare us.

Oh I am not buying it in any means. I just find it completely senseless :/

[long gone 8,929]

"mlpforums.com used for discussing raids"

 

What the actual fuck?

Well, duh. Don't we talk about RAIDs here all the time? I like RAID-5.

[Fhaolan 4,484]

Well, duh. Don't we talk about RAIDs here all the time? I like RAID-5.

Personally I find the rebuild time of RAID-5 a bit daunting with the size of arrays I deal with at work. You might as well go with RAID-6 if you're already at RAID-5. You lose another drive out of the array, but the rebuild time is a *lot* faster.

 

[long gone 8,929]

Personally I find the rebuild time of RAID-5 a bit daunting with the size of arrays I deal with at work. You might as well go with RAID-6 if you're already at RAID-5. You lose another drive out of the array, but the rebuild time is a *lot* faster.

 

>Doesn't actually have a RAID array

>Only has two hard drives, both independent

[Fhaolan 4,484]

>Doesn't actually have a RAID array

>Only has two hard drives, both independent

Hey, this is the best I can do for discussing RAIDs. I don't want to disappoint these guys, or they won't send me pizza. I don't do online gaming raids, as I have no skill at PVP, so this is all I got.

[long gone 8,929]

Hey, this is the best I can do for discussing RAIDs. I don't want to disappoint these guys, or they won't send me pizza. I don't do online gaming raids, as I have no skill at PVP, so this is all I got.

Yeah, let's not disappoint them. I'm sure they're fine gentlemen.

[Rockymoo 2,137]

Well, I mean, I'm a grown adult. I couldn't give two shits if they leak my personal info. It's whatever. As for the pizzas, I'll probably end up actually buying one or two of them.

 

Also, anonymous now isn't the same as it was in the 2000s. If they actually do this, it'll be incredibly half-assed and they'll screw it up. 

Edited January 29, 2014 by Rockymoo

[Winger7632 124]

No guis theres sooo serious, pls listen to them so we don't get uber HAXORED!!111

 

/s

 

No but seriously this is fucking bullshit. 

[Literally Snails 2,307]

Guis, guis, Its almost time! Only two days remain!