Minivan Appreciation Day

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Yar mateys! *cough*

 

Well, now that the pirate introduction is out of the way, let's begin this. Have you ever been like: "Dude, like, what if, we had a DAY to appreciate the HELL outta minivans?!" and you're buddy looks back and says something like this: "Well, dude, we like, totally appreciate them each and EVERY day!" Being the materialistic bastard you are, you slap your friend upside the head and say this: "Well, dude... We need a day to appreciate them anyways. The normal citizens won't know to appreciate them ALL the time!"

 

If that situation has ever occurred in your lifetime, then don't worry, you are among friends. We the people of the famous "Minivan Impelled Lifestyle & Folklore" club (MILF for short, subscribe to our magazine for only $75.99 a month!) believe if there is a specialized appreciation day for *shutters*... Derpy.... the minivans don't only deserve but demand a either equal or grater appreciation.

 

So to get down to it, if you are interested in taking a short time out of your life on January 30th 2014 to just look at a minivan (either in real-life or on the internet) please do so. We don't ask a lot, man. Like, pretty much, if the minivan is appreciated it's been a good day. And even if it's not, we got another 335 days left in the year to appreciate them.

 

If you have any questions about this sacred holiday, refer to our FAQ section below.

 

 

Minivan Appreciation Day Frequently Asked Questions:

 

FAQ: Like dude, how can you compare minivans to derpy?
Answer: I don't compare them to Derpy, they are and always will be better than Derpy.

 

FAQ: Like, dude... Why the fuck does this day take place on January 30th?
Answer: January 30th was the production date for generation III (1995-2000) of the Dodge Grand Caravan, which is one of our greatest fore-fathers.

 

FAQ: What if I think this event is stupid.

Answer: Don't worry, I'm sure more people than just you feel this way. There is a name for users like this, but we'll just call em' "Squidward".

 

FAQ: Yo, dawg. What if me and the otha homies be wantin' to take this shit to a whole nutha level? What we do next?
Answer: If you feel so much inclined to participate, you can leave a comment showing your enthusiasm over minivans by posting a picture of you're favorite minivan or whatever the fuck you want to do, really.

 

FAQ: Like, dude.... Like what if myself or a close family member, relative or friend owns a minivan? Or even had a minivan in the past?
Answer: Like, good for you, brah.

 

FAQ: What is a minivan?
Answer: I don't know.

 

FAQ: What if I have to work on January 30th and cannot take part in the appreciation of minivans?
Answer: The true minivan enthusiast would take off work and spend all day appreciatin' the mighty minivan. Just sayin', yo.

 

FAQ: What if I have a severe medical issue that may slightly prevent or fully prevent my love of minivans to come out of the closet?
Answer: Sounds like a personal problem.

 

FAQ: What transmissions were offered with the turbocharged 2.5 liter I4 for the 1989 Dodge Grand Caravan?
Answer: Both a three-speed TorqueFlite automatic transmission and a five-speed manual were available for this van.

 

FAQ: Holy fuck, they had a turbocharged minivan with a manual transmission!?
Answer: Yes.

If ya'll folks have any other questions about this glorious holiday I definitely recommend taking part in, please don't hesitate to ask. I'll leave you with this:

 

 

This topic was originally intended to be a calender event, but after further review, I figured out from a helpful source it belongs here instead. 

Edited January 26, 2014 by Chevette

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