Dear Princess Celestia...

[DragonAria 314]

Dear P.C.,

 

Luna is WAY better than you

but Cadence sucks

anyway I've got a question how old is Cadence exactly? Tell Shining

 

We all love you so much,

                                          X

[otaku4242 183]

Dear Princess Celestia:

 

I dream of lying on the floor as you sit on my face, your royal plot pressing down on me without care.

 

 

your faithful student:

Malus.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Dear Princess Celestia:

 

I have found several ponies who are not taking writing letters do you seriously. Examples include claiming friendship is not magic, threats to murder the bearer of the Element of Kindness, wasting you time by pointlessly mentioning they did nothing and selfishly requesting you alter the weather to their liking without regarding other ponies' weather preferences. I have managed to discover their base of operations. It is on a digital forum called MLP Forums, in the Forum Games section, mockingly called "Dear Princess Celestia...". In the interest of the safety of Equestria, I recommend immediate action be taken against all those involved.

 

Your faithful sentient number,

42

[Dovashy 1,734]

Dear Princess Celestia, 

Your sister is awesome.