mega thread Answer the question above you.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

creepy pastas are awesome

 

are you in the mood for cupcakes after reading the Cupcakes fanfic

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No,thanks.

 

Cats? or Dogs?

[Moonlit_Night 223]

i have both but i have to go with cats because they dont require that much work to care for.

 

 

Minecraft or Roblox?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Minecraft

 

Jason Voorhees? or Freddy Krueger?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

neither

 

Zombie Apocalypse or WWIII

[Petal Dancer 55]

Um, do you mean which would be worse? I think WWIII would be wore. Since a zombie apocalypse is such a popular idea among people, though, I feel the need to shed a little light on the subject. Do you know why humans, are at the top of the food chain? Not because we're hard to kill. We're not; we're little more than bag of flesh waiting for an errant horn or claw to spill our guts like a meat pinata. No, we're on top simply because we are so absurdly good at killing things ourselves. We are simply too smart and too well-armed for any wild animal to hunt. Now consider the poor zombie. It lacks every single advantage that has kept humanity from being eaten to extinction. It wanders around in the open, it can't use weapons, it can't think or use strategy. It doesn't even have the sense of self preservation to run and hide when it's in danger. And, it's made entirely out of food. It's easy prey for any animal that wants it. Just think of the millions of stray dogs out there who'll quickly learn that zombies are an easy meal.

 

What the movies also fail to convey, is the gruesome effect the hot sun has on a rotting corpse.

 

First there is putrefaction. Thanks to the plethora of bacteria we use in our colon for digesting plant matter, our bodies are ripe for decay the second our heart stops. Since heat speeds the growth of bacteria (which are plenty happy to start feasting on you once your immune system is no longer a concern) the zombie's got a looming expiration date the very second it turns.

 

Dead bodies bloat because of the gases created by the bacteria, meaning that in warmer areas Zombies are going to start getting fat in the first few days. After a few weeks of this, the nasty, bloated zombie army will start exploding.

 

So what if an apocalypse were to happen in winter? Now, your first thought is that cold is dead meat's friend, after all, the surest way to defeat that week-long deadline is to freeze steak, keeping it fresh for months. But don't forget: Unregulated cold does awful stuff to formerly living things. The first zombie-killer is the simple fact that the human body is mostly water, and water freezes. Once the temperature drops to freezing, zombies will become significantly more rigid. After enough exposure, a dead body is going to be frozen solid and not chasing down any screaming victims.

 

As we touched on briefly before, if humanity is good at one thing, it's killing other things. We're so good at it that we've made entire other species cease to exist without even trying. Add the sheer number of armed rednecks and hunters out there to the mix, and the zombies don't even stand a chance. There were over 14 million people hunting with a license in the U.S. in 2004. At a minimum, that's like an armed force the size of the great Los Angeles area.

 

Remember, the whole reason hunting licenses exist is to limit the number of animals you're allowed to kill, because if free reign for everybody with a gun was declared, everything in the forest would be dead by sundown. It's safe to assume that when the game changes from "three deer" to "all the rotting dead things trying to eat us," there will be no shortage of volunteers.

 

 

So there you have it, WWIII would be far worse. Did the person beneath me read all that?

[Trevor Bright 872]

Uh...no, but I read some of it and I took history class, so I think I agree with you...

TLDR?

[Redacted 71]

Yes, very

 

Do you drink coffee?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Although I'm more of a tea person, I do drink the occasional coffee in the morning!

 

Red or Blue?

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

Blued 

 

Crimson or Cross? 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

What!? Where did you find that 3rd option? 

It was a secret choice!

 

Crimson of course, but Cross is really good too.

though I'll have to pick "The"

[Moonlit_Night 223]

you forgot a question....

 

Minecraft or Minecraft?

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

Craft of the minds 

 

Coke or Dr. Pepper? 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Dr Pepper! Gotta love that cherry flavour!

Dr. Pepper or Dr. Pepper Pony?

[Petal Dancer 55]

...does Dr. Pepper Pony have pony in it? If so, then I prefer Dr. Pepper.

 

How did you get into MLP?

[Samurai Equine 51,970]

Pilot episode.

 

Why is this game so popular?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

its not that popular I actually stopped going to it and recently came back, but my guess is people like giving honest answers

 

for Fantasy RPG's what is your favorite class (mine is Mage)

[Summer Greetings 237]

Hero... it was a class in Fire Emblem and I thought it was so cool they actually considered it a class. 

What is your spirit animal? 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I believe it was a fox. I think I have a fox stone somewhere.

 

Do you like Vitamin Water?

[Darker 1,351]

Nope.

 

What kind of seagull are you?

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

I'm not a seagull; I'm a baygull (bagel).

 

What's your favorite kind of bagel?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

a normal one with nothing on it I don't really like them

 

have you saved someones life before

Um, do you mean which would be worse?

no I ment which one would you rather be in but too late now to specify

[Summer Greetings 237]

I saved a stray dog from getting run over in the street when I was younger and almost got hit myself. He was my best friend for 4 years but he recently passed away.

 

If you could change anything about your life what would it be?

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

For me to live near my Wolfie :wub: (his username is SparkWolf)

 

What's the weirdest question you've ever been asked?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

are you single? I felt awkward asking my friend that what made it worse is he said yes and I know for a fact he is Bi-sexual so it felt like I was hitting on him

 

are you content with your life? or do you loath for something more?

Edited September 26, 2014 by Snowflake Frostflame