T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Bari 7,023]

Nah, I'm afraid of heights.

 

TPAM is freezing cold right now.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Despite the northern latitude, no.

 

TPAM is a regular in Forum Games.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

[Lazing around on a beanbag] I kinda made myself at home here :3

 

TPAM is wearing striped socks.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I'd never commit such a crime against fashion!

 

TPAM gets the reference in my signature.

[Bari 7,023]

No. Mind telling me?

 

TPAM looks funny when they smile.

[Swagon 6]

which is why I prefer not to in pictures

 

tpam is out of school

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Yes. Its good to leave homework behind forever!

 

TPAM would eat grass on a dare if we paid him $20 bucks.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

Yup. Depends how much though.

 

TPAM is using a Mac.

[Bari 7,023]

Nope.

 

TPAM likes pony music.

[rainbow_hearts 148]

Damn, posted to late

 

Yes but mostly no.

 

TPAM likes lemons.

Edited September 6, 2012 by Dontlookmenaked

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

 

I <3 lemons.

 

TPAM knows what "LASER" stands for.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

Laugh at silly Equestria rulers?

 

TPAM has something pink near them.

[Bari 7,023]

Not that I can see.

 

TPAM wants to be friends with a Moogle.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Hmmm. Nope. I'll Pull out a pokeball and yell, "Pickachu, I choose you!" Fried Moogle coming right up.

 

TPAM has nefarious plans for ponies like me who start poke-fights with moogles.

[Black Cloud 73]

True I have plans to catch ponies and huggle them ;3

 

TPAM would do anything for a klondlike bar

[FizzyImp 1,838]

Never tried one, so nope. [is British]

 

TPAM has a watch that goes beepity beep.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Not really. I manage to go through life without a watch or even a cell phone.

 

When TPAM is driving, he has a lead hoof,,,

[Dr_Waveband 745]

... Somewhat.

 

 

TPAM has to punch their computer occasionally when it starts making annoying sounds.

[Bari 7,023]

Kinda...

 

TPAM is not very nice and likes to yell at small children.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

I think it's funny when small children yell at small children whilst playing small children games like small children tag. I should also think that I am a nice guy.

 

TPAM is a nice girl.

[Fire_Fly 499]

I'm.......sure I would be.......if I were a girl....

 

TPAM knows why I'm typing in purple.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Because it's my favourite colour. Awww...

 

 

TPAM likes Star Trek TOS.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I like everything star trek.

 

TPAM would purchase robots to clean house for him.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

As long as they keep the organisation of my chaos.

 

TPAM has just woken up.

[Bari 7,023]

Yes, I did in fact.

 

TPAM thinks I should go to bed earlier.