T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Crispy 5,563]

I ship all ponies.

 

TPAM ends up in this situation.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozDvkBe2rdg

[KBz 499]

I always do!

 

TPAM thinks Scootaloo is best CMC.

[Inkfeather 597]

False. Applebloom > Scoot > Sweetie Belle.

 

TPAM Agrees

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

False. I am neutral about the CMC and do not really care for them as much as the mane cast.

 

TPAM likes Applejack.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

I very much like Applejack. She's way under appreciated in the fandom.

 

TPAM has had the (unfortunate) experience of watching either the Maury Show or Jerry Springer Show

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

True, but it wasn't unfortunate. I was entertained by the mindlessness. I prefer Maury though because he's nicer than Jerry.

 

TPAM doesn't like talk shows.

[Electrobolt 2,069]

True, I could care less about talk shows...

 

TPAM watches and sometimes plays along with game shows at home (like, but not limited to, Wheel of Fortune, or Jeopardy)

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

Jeopardy. I did the other night and did a fist pump with each correct answer I had.

 

TPAM has played a Sonic the Hedgehog game....on the Sega Genesis =O

[Electrobolt 2,069]

True, first one was the original Sonic the Hedgehog... Ah, the memories of my childhood... They were good...

 

TPAM remembers the Donkey Kong Country promo video Nintendo Power had given out some time before the release of the game in stores

[KPM 288]

I don't think I do. But I do remember having the original DKC in the SNES back in the day, good times!

 

TPAM likes playing retro games in the NES/SNES, for that matter-

[Jonke 3,743]

I sure do! (Nintendo fan) ^^

 

TPAM wants a hug from me.

[Electrobolt 2,069]

Yes please :3

 

TPAM has fond memories of his/her childhood

[Anonymous~ 591]

True, I do have really good memories. ^__^

 

TPAM loves kitties. **points at himself** :3

[KPM 288]

I don't love them, but I do certainly find them somewhat adorable. True and false at the same time.

 

TPAM isn't creeped by my signature/avatar.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

False, I have seen much MUCH worse.

 

TPAM is not feeling sick.

[KBz 499]

No.

 

TPAM likes the lie detector results on Maury to see if he/she is cheating.

Edited January 5, 2012 by Legendary Spike

[Shankveld 4,949]

I especially like how accurate they are "not only did he cheat, but the detector shows he cheated over FIVE TIMES"

 

TPAM has downloaded at least song from MLP ~

[Inkfeather 597]

True, downloaded all of them!

 

TPAM likes "Art of the dress" very much.

[KBz 499]

Like it... I LOVE IT!

 

TPAM thinks Rainbow Dash tops all the other ponies.

[Swoop 2,278]

A fallacious assumption. Contrary to popular belief, Applejack is best pony.

 

TPAM has a compulsive habit such as fingernail biting.

[KPM 288]

... Hayze, my TPAM read ISN'T CREEPED =D you still mean false?

 

I am not sure. I might possibly have a problem with constantly fiddling with my face.

 

TPAM has played Amnesia: The Dark Descent (And reached at least the jail) or is planning to do so sometime.

[Robert3186 45]

False: I got to scared and didn't get that far

 

TPAM has dreamt of ponies at some point in his/her life.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

True, almost every night.

 

TPAM has encountered other bronies when shopping for pony merchandise.

[KPM 288]

I am jelly about your anwser, Hayze. Very jelly.

 

I don't shop for pony merchandise. I have encountered bronies on some occasions, though.

 

 

TPAM feels like a hero when they feel like they make what feels like the best coffee in the world. Wat?

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

False, I don't make coffee. However, when I make my famous spaghetti, I feel like a baws.

 

TPAM is looking forward to the next holiday.