T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[FizzyImp 1,838]

I used to prefer tea over coffee, but I started loving coffee after I ran out of teabags

 

TPAM prefers console gaming to PC gaming.

Edited September 26, 2012 by JayBee

[zoruapwns 100]

Meh

 

TPAM is on a bus.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I move around by bicycle.

 

 

 

But not at the moment.

 

TPAM reads a newspaper from back to front.

[KPM 288]

Actually, when reading a newspaper, I am troubled easily and as such just split it open and search for random articles that interest me.

Make that a yes.

 

TPAM has a hobby that many would consider weird.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Ponies.

 

TPAM has a pony-themed wallpaper in their cellphone.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

Yup.

 

TPAM has something pink.

[rainbow_hearts 148]

Nope. Just black and gray on today.

 

TPAM is hungry.

[zoruapwns 100]

SOO HUNGRY

 

TPAM dislikes crosswords.

Edited September 26, 2012 by zoruapwns

[rainbow_hearts 148]

Their alright. I just suck at them.

 

TPAM is enjoying this game.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

When the questions are good, yes.

 

TPSBM knows that binary code is the newest fad.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

Unfortunately, yes and I've started hating binary now because of it...

 

TPAM can teleport.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

The implications for the consequences of being dis- and reassembled leave me thinking I wouldn't want to if I could.

 

TPPAM should read a book they've borrowed pretty soon before having to return it.

[Rarietty 632]

I have a library book at the moment that's due in a week and I've only read two chapters, if that counts. That reminds me, I have an overdue copy of Sonic Generations that I should really take back. -_-

 

TPAM uses the library to rent free video games/movies.

Edited September 26, 2012 by Rarietty

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Wait, you can do that?!!

 

TNPTP has never visited their local library.

[zoruapwns 100]

Why would I? books are for eggheads.

 

TPAM dislikes hammers.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Mostly books, but the occasional DVD or CD too. Sherlock Holmes vs Jack the Ripper was a great game find once, though.

Double-illiterate-ninja'd

 

 

Hammers are useful when applied directly to the nail's head.

 

THBM often makes jokes that fly over the audience's heads.

Edited September 26, 2012 by Dr_Waveband

[FizzyImp 1,838]

I used hammers to smash things last year...

Birds. That is all.

 

TPAM is not the next poster.

Edited September 26, 2012 by JayBee

[zoruapwns 100]

TPBM Isn't the poster after the poster before me. (TPBM stands for the poster before me)

[Dr_Waveband 745]

No, JayBee is not you.

 

TPAM likes zombie movies.

[zoruapwns 100]

They're okay-ish.

 

TPAM destroyed sweden.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I destroyed my Swedish teacher with my essays.

 

TPOY thinks 'Spock' sounds like a chocolate drink.

[zoruapwns 100]

I have no idea what a "spock is but it sounds delicious!"

 

TPAM wants to destroy ikea.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

Spock sounds like half a sneeze.

Ikea destroys itself. Everyone knows that.

 

TPTPN is a book.

Edited September 26, 2012 by JayBee

[zoruapwns 100]

If I was a book i'd be this one.

 

*edit* TPAM has nightmares about walruses.

Edited September 26, 2012 by zoruapwns

[Rarietty 632]

Nope. Walruses are awesome, as far as I'm concerned.

 

TPAM has Brony music on their IPod/MP3 player.