mega thread What are you thinking?

[Clawdeen 20,226]

Moments ago, ThePinkestofPones said:

I was half asleep cooking cup noodles and I almost burned our kitchen, don't worry, I got it taken care of, the kitchen stunk for two days afterwards.

Yeah I've ruined two microwaves in my lifetime because I wasn't paying attention with the time I put the food on and just walked away. I dk how nothing caught fire but it did cause both microwaves to not work again lol. 

[ThePinkestofPones 6,037]

2 minutes ago, Clawdeen said:

Yeah I've ruined two microwaves in my lifetime because I wasn't paying attention with the time I put the food on and just walked away. I dk how nothing caught fire but it did cause both microwaves to not work again lol. 

Ours still works, thank Celestia, but now my parents don't trust me with cup noodles anymore

[ZiggWheelsManning 13,108]

1 hour ago, Clawdeen said:

I cannot believe Ozzy is gone. R.I.P legend 

Unbelievable, just reading this and I didn't think it he would leave Earth so suddenly  R.I.P. to an incredible heavy metal legend  

6 minutes ago, Clawdeen said:

Only I could manage to ruin microwavable mac n cheese

Don't feel bad, I too ruin mac n cheese with the latter dripping on the plate when in microwave  

[Clawdeen 20,226]

Moments ago, ThePinkestofPones said:

Ours still works, thank Celestia, but now my parents don't trust me with cup noodles anymore

Even as a grown adult people still don't trust me alone with the oven lol. I've not ruined any ovens but I'm still not trusted using them lol

[Sparklefan1234 179,539]

7 minutes ago, Clawdeen said:

Even as a grown adult people still don't trust me alone with the oven lol. I've not ruined any ovens but I'm still not trusted using them lol

 

 Thinking about The Simpsons with you again, @Clawdeen.

 

[Clawdeen 20,226]

Moments ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

 Thinking about The Simpsons with you again, @Clawdeen.

 

The accuracy with the gif lol

Somehow I too would burn cornflakes lol

[Pandora 38,541]

11 minutes ago, Clawdeen said:

The accuracy with the gif lol

Somehow I too would burn cornflakes lol

but would you do it the simpsons way?

I'm thinking about.. drawing something 

[Clawdeen 20,226]

3 minutes ago, Pandora said:

but would you do it the simpsons way?

I'm thinking about.. drawing something 

You know…I don’t know if I could do it as well as Homer did. He truly made those cornflakes catch fire from nothing lol.

But I could try

[Sparklefan1234 179,539]

59 minutes ago, Clawdeen said:

Yeah I've ruined two microwaves in my lifetime because I wasn't paying attention with the time I put the food on and just walked away. I dk how nothing caught fire but it did cause both microwaves to not work again lol. 

I think it sounds like cooking isn't for Clawdeen, Bestie. 

That said, I wouldn't trust myself in a kitchen either. 

[Clawdeen 20,226]

Moments ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

I think it sounds like cooking isn't for Clawdeen, Bestie. 

That said, I wouldn't trust myself in a kitchen either. 

Yes I agree. Sadly cooking isn’t for Clawdeen lol.

Oh? Do you think you might accidentally set the kitchen on fire as well Bestie? 

[Sparklefan1234 179,539]

Moments ago, Clawdeen said:

Yes I agree. Sadly cooking isn’t for Clawdeen lol.

Oh? Do you think you might accidentally set the kitchen on fire as well Bestie? 

I don't think I'd want to risk it.  "I didn't know you could burn pretzels by pouring them into a bowl?" /😜

[Clawdeen 20,226]

3 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

I don't think I'd want to risk it.  "I didn't know you could burn pretzels by pouring them into a bowl?" /😜

We could destroy the kitchen together! As besties do

[Sparklefan1234 179,539]

1 hour ago, Clawdeen said:

We could destroy the kitchen together! As besties do

YAY! I think that's called bonding. 

[Clawdeen 20,226]

24 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

YAY! I think that's called bonding. 

What better way to bond than over a burning kitchen?

[Sparklefan1234 179,539]

18 minutes ago, Clawdeen said:

What better way to bond than over a burning kitchen?

I think talking would be better but for us...🙃/😜

[Do svidaniya 2,039]

So ends our little story. 

You all take good care of yourselves you hear. 

[ExplosionMare 21,310]

It's funny to listen to the banter here about cooking failures!

Reminds me of a time when my mom made me mac and cheese and was so stressed about something that she forgot to put the water in  The microwave started smoking and I was told to go outside until it stopped. My mom just set the blackened mac and cheese on the deck railing to cool off and our dog looked like she wanted to eat it 

[Slumberlumber 1,314]

Low on salad dressing. Gonna need to spend more money, again, tomorrow. Gods I love the capitalist system 

[Bairro Moetriet Vagrant 1,677]

14 hours ago, Do svidaniya said:

So ends our little story. 

You all take good care of yourselves you hear. 

What does that mean?! You aren't going nowhere. Don't you scare us

Barrow and Hirrodin:' Hey, Moe, we got a situation here! Try something to keep him staying! Beg him, grab him! Seduce him! Anything!'

Edited 7 hours ago by Bairro Moetriet Vagrant