Respond to pickup line above you.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

User above you uses cheesy picky up line. Respond with a funny comeback.

 

I'll start.

 

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

[lighting flash 207]

-Tie your shoes next time

 

-Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

-Tie your shoes next time

 

-Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

 

Only if i can take a picture to prove to all my friends bigfoot exists.

 

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

[PsychedelicPony 440]

Only if i can take a picture to prove to all my friends bigfoot exists.

 

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

 

 

You aren't.

 

Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.

Edited April 12, 2014 by PsychedelicPony

[Dattebayo 2,850]

God has abandoned us and after we die, there us nothing.

 

I seem to have lost my phone number, may I have yours? ;o

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Here it's 1-900-WTF-GTFO

 

Do you come with coffee and cream, cuz ur my sugar!

[Guest]

No, but I come fully equipped with pepper spray.

 

Is your name Summer? Because you're making me hot.

Edited April 12, 2014 by *Testarossa

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

awk. ward.

 

Do you know how to use cat? because it says you need to Pacman -Syu.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

It may be time to Pac up and go.

 

This may sound cheesy, but you're lookin' gouda.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

I'm lactose intolerant, you cad.

 

Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'

[Sekr Gray 520]

Too bad I'd rather capsize than be boarded by your crew.

 

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You must be Captain Kidd's daughter, because that's quite a treasure chest you have.