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wwhich troll is best troll

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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1, if you're Miley Cyrus.That sh*t just disintegrates.

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YesShower me with brohoofs That Is how I measure my self-worth here I am hungry

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Half the density of d*cks on the internet divided by cat pictures.

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wwhich troll is best troll

Twist.

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NOW GET THE F*CK OUT, I'M FRIGHTENED

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no i think i wwill stay

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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wwhats that then no dont tell me i dont care

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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my grammar is fine its just i dont use punctuation

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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so wwhy wwould i ask you anything

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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wwell im not going to ask you anything that is boring and stupid

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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If God created music, what would his album be called ?

It'll be called "I Am Dead".

Here's the album cover:

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To those offended, this is a joke. Relax

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Do you watch Game Grumps?

Narp

In fact, the only video game related Youtube thing I watch is Bro Team. I'm like, his biggest fan.

 

Ever heard of him?

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What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

I'm not gonna say 42, if that's what you were getting at.

 

I actually can't even give you a cheap laugh on this one.

F*cking guy, making me think deep and sh*t.

 

The way I see it...the whole purpose of life is trivial, a trial where you (an old man on your death bed) can look back at your life and say "yeah ..I made a positive difference in some people's lives. I've made many friends, some enemies too. But I lived without compromises and I hAve no regrets."

Do that, and I guarantee you will go, at peace, with a smile on your face.

 

The purpose of everything is a bit more depressing...there isn't one.

We're ants in an ant farm. Things just randomly happened, and here we are.

1 cosmic explosion of gas, 1 cell deciding to evolve against the norm, 1 single wayward sperm cell...

 

Lol time for ponies

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42 would be the wrong answer anyway, 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

 

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42 would be the wrong answer anyway, 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

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I got a package from Amazon a few days ago and haven't opened it because I didn't order anything. Answer the question that Amazon hasn't yet ... what's in the box?

 

 

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I got a package from Amazon a few days ago and haven't opened it because I didn't order anything. Answer the question that Amazon hasn't yet ... what's in the box?

Gwenith Paltro's severed head.
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Because Rainbow Rocks is happening.

 </3

 

What did you think of the Season 4 finale?

 

What was your favorite song in Season 4?

 

What was your favorite song overall?

 

What is your favorite video game of all time?

 

Why?

 

Twitter or Facebook?

 

Why?

 

Imperials or Stormcloaks?

 

Why does @ghostfacekiller39 not understand that Twilight Sparkle is best pony?

 

Who is your favorite pony?

 

Why?

 

What is your favorite color?

 

Are you right of left handed?

 

What is your favorite gaming console of all time?

 

Who is your favorite video game character of all time?

 

(If any) What is your favorite piece of pony/brony merchandise that you own?

 

How long have you had it?

 

Which of the Cutie Mark Crusaders do you like the best?

 

What would you do if someone addressed you as a "milk drinker"?

 

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an _____ __ ___ ____.

 

What is your favorite holiday?

 

What is your favorite season?

 

Sun or Moon?

 

How was your day?

 

Who is your best friend on the forums?

 

Who is your best friend IRL?

 

What's a subject that you are very passionate about discussing?

 

What is your favorite animal?

 

Would you wear a button on your shirt everyday with that animal on it?

 

Why, or why not?

 

What is the name of your favorite non-pony song?

 

Who is your favorite artist/band/both?

 

What device do you usually listen to your music to?

 

Who is your favorite princess?

 

Which Halo did you like the best?

 

What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

 

Who was your role model growing up?

 

Do you have a job?

 

(If so) What do you do?

 

Do you enjoy it?

 

Drem Yol Lok.

 

That's about all the questions I can think of right now. ^^ (\

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Holy sh*t

That's alot of questions

 

 

</3

 

What did you think of the Season 4 finale?

 I rate it a "cool" out of "yes"

 

What was your favorite song in Season 4?

 I'm not really a song type of guy, although being the Weird Al fanboy I used to be, his version of Smile Smile Smile made me giddy.

 

What was your favorite song overall?

 Either Smile Smile Smile or Bad Seed

 

What is your favorite video game of all time?

 The Mass Effect series

 

Why?

 Because it puts you in the space-faring shoes of Commander Shepard, ultimate space badass, savior of the galaxy, deflowerer of aliens 

 

Twitter or Facebook?

 Facebook

 

Why?

I use it as a means to catch up with friejds I no longer have contact with.

 

Imperials or Stormcloaks?

 Secure the future for Skyrim's true sons!

 

Why does @ghostfacekiller39 not understand that Twilight Sparkle is best pony?

 Because he secretly knows that title belongs to Maud and Derpy.

 

Who is your favorite pony?

 Maud and Derpy.

If only I could just roll them into one perfect pony....

 

Why?

 Maud because I was always a sucker for deadpan characters, and Derpy because of those soulful eyes of hers.

 

What is your favorite color?

 Since you'll probably point out black isn't a color, I'd say purple (because it's the closest thing to black)

 

Are you right of left handed?

 Right-handed master race

 

What is your favorite gaming console of all time?

Xbox 360

I've had my very first Xbox 360 for...pushing 7 years now. Not a single problem, other than a wheezy power brick.

 

Who is your favorite video game character of all time?

 Tali Zorah nar Ryah vas Normandy. She's the closest I ever came to having a "waifu"

 

(If any) What is your favorite piece of pony/brony merchandise that you own?

I drew Pinkie sneering entirely, with the words "OH HE MAD" on a wallet.

That's about it. Everything else is too...gaudy.

 

How long have you had it?

 For about a year now.

 

Which of the Cutie Mark Crusaders do you like the best?

Sweetie Belle, because of her squeaky voice

 

What would you do if someone addressed you as a "milk drinker"?

 I'd unfold my neck flaps and spit acid at their eyes

 

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an _____ __ ___ ____.

 Overused meme to the eye holes

 

What is your favorite holiday?

 Halloween

 

What is your favorite season?

 Winter (hot weather makes me miserable. And sticky.)

 

Sun or Moon?

 The glorious Sun

 

How was your day?

 Two words: "102-degree weather".

 

Who is your best friend on the forums?

 I don't have one!

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Who is your best friend IRL?

 An otaku with terrifying encyclopedic knowledge of anime and hentai

 

What's a subject that you are very passionate about discussing?

 The Mass Effect 3 endings and "clopping".

 

What is your favorite animal?

 I don't particularly..."like" animals.

I like dogs, though. Love 'em.

 

Would you wear a button on your shirt everyday with that animal on it?

Narp

 

Why, or why not?

 Buttons aren't really my style.

It'd clash with all the black.

 

What is the name of your favorite non-pony song?

"Turn to stone" or "Strange Magic", both by ELO.

 

Who is your favorite artist/band/both?

 Electric Light Orchestra. Classic rock at it's finest.

 

What device do you usually listen to your music to?

 My 20-dollar Eclipse MP 3 player, which was recently stolen. :/

 

Who is your favorite princess?

 Good 'ol Sunbutt

 

Which Halo did you like the best?

 Reach, as I only really played Halo for party games and forging.

I must've made, like, 100 game types and maps.

 

What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

Naruto, as my nerdy username implies.

I've grown out of it since, but I kept the name.

 

Who was your role model growing up?

 My dad. He never gave up, and always had an air of leadership around him. He oozed charisma, and could pretty much charm himself out of any situation.

He's currently in jail for being a drug dealer in some drug cartel (I've heard rumors that he was in Los Zetas), so my admiration towards him has since...tarnished.

 

Do you have a job?

 I am currently between jobs, and am taking classes.

 

(If so) What do you do?

 The classes are for being a security guard

 

Do you enjoy it?

 Don't know yet, but I'm hoping to move up into being a police office later in my life.

 

Drem Yol Lok.

KRII LUN AUS

 

That's about all the questions I can think of right now. ^^ (

 Hail hydra

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What would you do if someone addressed you as a "milk drinker"?  I'd unfold my neck flaps and spit acid at their eyes

 

This alone earned you a friend request.

 

Thanks for answering all those questions! I hope you enjoyed them. ^^ 

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Yes, I'm shamelessly bumping my own ask thread.

What of it?

 

FIGHT ME

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