Ask KatanaSlash

[C.C. 66]

Hello. Now hurry up, I don't have all the time in the world you know. I'm KatanaSlash, but call me Katana. Don't EVER call me Tana. Or I will slash you. IN HALF. Now ask me questions, before you bore me to much.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Why can't we call you Tana? Is there some horrid childhood trauma attached to the name?

[Valynne 2,730]

good morning KatanaSlash am a Journalist working for the Canterlot times Newspaper i would like an interview with you if you dont mind

 

 

First of all i would like to know about your personal life, when do you start training with the katana?

[C.C. 66]

 

good morning KatanaSlash am a Journalist working for the Canterlot times Newspaper i would like an interview with you if you dont mind

 

 

First of all i would like to know about your personal life, when do you start training with the katana?

 

 

Katana: Let me just stop you right there. It is NOT a good morning. I'm replying to this in the afternoon, and not a very nice one at that. And I do mind! When will you journalists learn that going up to ponies and asking about their personal stuff is just stalkerish? And isn't the Canterlot Times that one newspaper that covered my crime? Humph. I'm feeling nice today, so your lucky.

 

As you probably know, (Or not, considering your intelligence level), I stole a katana in my preteens. Rather exceptional plans where made for that crime...if I do say so myself. And after I stole it, I buckin' cut a tree in half on accident. I meant get some firewood and the whole thing just....TIMBER. That's when I realized I could do amazing things with a sword and began training. I got my cutie mark fightin' off two timberwolves- an Alpha and a delta too, with just my hooves and my trusty katana. Well, with my share of scars and scratches....

Why can't we call you Tana? Is there some horrid childhood trauma attached to the name?

 

 

Katana: How could you guess? A childhood trauma! Your WRONG. It just sounds childish and Sprinkles abused it, thats all, ya annoying little questioner you. (But I must say...you've got your fine share of looks... :comeatus:)

Edited May 8, 2014 by ~Nami the PegaCat~

[Valynne 2,730]

you got a funny way to refer us Mr. Katana, and yes some of my partnershave their secret place to archive crimes around Equestria and cover them

 

when you face the timberwolves, were you scared?

[C.C. 66]

 

you got a funny way to refer us Mr. Katana, and yes some of my partnershave their secret place to archive crimes around Equestria and cover them

 

when you face the timberwolves, were you scared?

 

 

Katana: Ok, lets think about this....timberwolves are huge, slobbering things that eat ponies whole...and I was just older than a fily...YEAH I WAS SCARED. But I still had to do something cause I didn't want to die! Also I'm a bucking mare.

Edited May 8, 2014 by ~Nami the PegaCat~