Captain Neckbeard and the Horde of the Bronies

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Rules:

 

This is a story game. YOU decide what happens next.

Each poster posts 1 paragraph. No double posting allowed. Editing for typo errors is allowed.

Keep it within the universe of the story.

 

Here goes!

 

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"Once upon a time, Captain Neckbeard and the crew of the Cellar Weasel plundered cities and towns throughout the disasterous nineteen seas, buryin' treasures here and there for. He made landfall on a tropical island, rumoured to be the 'Island of the Bronies', a dreadful army of horse riders and pillaging corsairs, worse than the galleon known as the Mushroon Troll. He and some of his hairy buccaneers walked up a port, confronted by two fair-faced guards wearing cold Tartar armour, drawing scimitars at the pirates' necks. 'Stop right dere, pirate,' one boomed in a rough accent of the steppe dweller, 'vat brought you and your voul krew khere?' The Captain replied, 'To take from you that golden booty known as "The Unicorn's Cane"' He and the two rascals with him drew their swords to fight their confronters ... "

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"...and an epic sword battle ensued, complete with all the typical clashing and clanging that one would expect from a really bad pirate movie that they've made waaaay too many of. But no one had died by the time there came a giant crashing sound, and an anvil was revealed to have fallen on one of the Bronies, squashing him flat. The other Brony skedaddled hastily despite the crushed Brony yelling 'Wait! I'm not dead!'

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

"Captain Neckbeard and his crew passed forward by, slitting the first brony's neck, and shooting the other from behind. Then he and his crew are surrounded by ten thousands-upon-thousands of those armored rascals in front, and their red-sailed junks on the vast crowded seas behind, waving all their scimitars gleaming in the air. A swarm of pegasi, bearing hundreds more, streamed out from a tall mountain, as tall as a giant's sail. So the Captain took out a blue vial, capable of creating a mighty awful hurricane, and opened and tossed it into the sea. But one of the bronies in this sea of red and golden-yellow fired an arrow, shooting the Captain by the left shoulder ... "

Edited August 12, 2014 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[TheDarkMysteryMan 670]

I like where this thread is going.

 

Rolling for now. Coming back when I something to type.