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"This is your captain speaking...." (non-serious airplane roleplay)


Trot Shuffle

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- Intercom -

"Good afternoon and uhhhhh welcome aboard everyone, uhhhhhhh this is your Captain speaking uhhhhhhhh In a few minutes we'll uhhhh be heading shortly towards uhhhhh Manehattan here. Uhhhhh currently clear and sunny over there, winds blowing uhhhhh northeast so sit back and uhhhhhh listen to our flight attendants as they uhhhh instruct you on our uhhhh safety procedures uhhh thank you."

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Roleplay being on an airplane, wherever you wanna be and whoever you wanna be! Silliness encouraged :muffins:

*Sits in my seat and keeps tapping the back of the seat in front of me, while ignoring safety procedures*

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:yeahno: (Random pony on plane) -

 

I dont feel safe!! Get this, so called pilot off!!

 

B) (co-pilot) -

Sir, are you sure you didnt drink that much apple cider yesterday?

 

B) (co-pilot on intercom) -

Oh, hello everyone, this is a safe airplane, now, from las pegasus, to manehattan, please remain seated while eating, no children are allowed out of their seats aswell, The flight attendants will take notice if your sitting or not, if you need the restroom, please call one of our flight attendants. Thank you 

 

(repeats in 50 different languages)

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Me being an aviation geek both following all the procedures and then just drilling the pony in front of me with facts about the plane specifically 

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12 hours ago, 14Fan said:

Me being an aviation geek both following all the procedures and then just drilling the pony in front of me with facts about the plane specifically 

*Takes out my iPony and watches pony sensory videos at max volume while ignoring the aviation geek talking to me*

"My favorite videos" :ticking:

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Moments ago, Trot Shuffle said:

*Takes out my iPony and watches pony sensory videos at max volume while ignoring the aviation geek talking to me*

"My favorite videos" :ticking:

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being the filly next to you

:eager:-Little filly 

*Throws rainbow dash toy next to your hand*

HAHAHAHAHAHAAABHBVABHHABHABBAHBCHABHFAHBFHBAHSBVBASHBFCAHFBHABHFABFHBABAHABAHBAHABHCAHBAAHABHABHBAHAHABHBAHBFHZBHABDFHASBHFBBAHBFDAHBAHBFAFAHAFBHFBAHBFHABFHBABFHFABHBA

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5 minutes ago, 14Fan said:

Grabs a Bluetooth microphone and connects it to phone

*cries :(*

4 minutes ago, Yuniewithdabloones- said:
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being the filly next to you

:eager:-Little filly 

*Throws rainbow dash toy next to your hand*

HAHAHAHAHAHAAABHBVABHHABHABBAHBCHABHFAHBFHBAHSBVBASHBFCAHFBHABHFABFHBABAHABAHBAHABHCAHBAAHABHABHBAHAHABHBAHBFHZBHABDFHASBHFBBAHBFDAHBAHBFAFAHAFBHFBAHBFHABFHBABFHFABHBA

*while I am crying, throws the rainbow dash toy at @14Fan*

You meanie!

I WANT MY PONY SENSORY SOUNDS BACK!!! :( :(

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“Ow! What the h(eck) is wrong with you?!”

Me pulls out a friggin toy minigun. A minigun that shoots toys

(I’m not allowed to swear am I?:oh_golly:)

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8 minutes ago, 14Fan said:

(I’m not allowed to swear am I?:oh_golly:)

(Minimal swearing please, but replacement words are fine)

9 minutes ago, 14Fan said:

“Ow! What the h(eck) is wrong with you?!”

Me pulls out a friggin toy minigun. A minigun that shoots toys

*slowly stops crying and sits in seat, and stays quiet*

"Umm... plese don't use that on me that's scary" :kindness:

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:eager:-little filly

*Playing in a mrbeast minecraft challenge on my nintendo on full volume*

HEY EVERYPONY ON THE PLANE IM FAMOOOUS

YOU ALL ARE LOSERS, BAHABAHBAHBHABAHBDHABBDHABHBHAHABAAHBAHABAHABHABAHABAAHABHAAB

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:catface:-Filly

*cries and let’s go of it (yk what I mean)*

:mlp_gag:-older sister

“You’re cleanin’ this up!”

me: Oh come on now we have to worry about bathroom urges?!

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Me who doesn’t approve of filly abuse: OK BUDDY THAT DOES IT!

And a fight breaks out

:mlp_gag:-older sister to none now

”I ought to have you dead now!

Me and older sister po y start fighting the flight attendant 

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:mustache:-Flight attendent

I DONT GET PAYED ENOUGH, I HAVE TO CLEAN THAT, DEAL WITH EVERYTHING ELSE, NOW THIS RANDOM LADY IS SCREAMING AT ME ABOUT HER ICONE, I GET PAYED 2  BITS PER DAY

DONT YOU SEE, IM DARN POOR I LIVE IN THIS PLANE, AND WHEN THEY KICK ME OUT, I LIVE IN THE LUYGGAGES, I CAN ALSO THROW YOU 2 OFF, JUST LET ME BE, IM DARN PUTTIN POOR, PLESASE, IM THE ONLY FLIGHT ATTENDENT HERE, IN THIS ENTIRE AIRLINE AND I DO ALL OF THE WORK AND EVEN SOMETIMES FLYING THE PLANE, PLEASE LET ME BE. 

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