In Soviet Russia jokes...

[Erza 581]

Post any joke related to Soviet Russia, it can be; Video, picture or just text.

[Demirari 454]

This is not surprising considering he's a Russian.

[Guest]

In soviet russia joke makes you.
In soviet russia waldo finds you.

In soviet russia President assassinates you.
Those are the ones i know from the go, but i know, there are more and better ones.

[duidamasterXD 9,626]

My all time favorite is in America you can always find a party, in Soviet Russia The Party can always find you.

[Erza 581]

In America, You attend the bronycon.
In Soviet Russia, BronyCon attends you!

[Demirari 454]

In Soviet Russia, bullets dodge you!

[Erza 581]

In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber is still a terrible singer.

[Champion RD92 8,653]

In Soviet Russia, ponies watch you!

[Shift 4,269]

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 937]

In Soviet Russia; Ponies draw porn of you!

[Muffin_bag123 34]

In Soviet Russia, porn faps to you!

[CT-1138 3,179]

In Soviet Russia, wild goose chase you!

 

In Soviet Russia, horse rides you.

[Shift 4,269]

In America, Justin Bieber is a terrible singer.
 
In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber is still a terrible singler.
 

[Moonlight Magician 494]

In Soviet Russia mudkipz liek u

 

In Soviet Russia math solves you

 

In Soviet Russia malls shop at you

[Erza 581]

In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber is still a terrible singer.

 

 

In America, Justin Bieber is a terrible singer.

 

In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber is still a terrible singler.

 

I've already said this! 

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 937]

 

 

I've already said this!

In soviet Russia Shift said it first. 

[Shift 4,269]

In soviet Russia Shift said it first. 

 

^ exactly

[I used to be a stranger 7,988]

In Soviet Russia, drunk gets you.

 

And America went to space first.

Edited December 29, 2013 by Blue

[Silverhoof 2,839]

In Soviet Russia, women in bulldozers knock down 16 trees a day.

In America, women do the same thing in minivans...for free!

[Muffin_bag123 34]

In Soviet Russia, God damns you.

[MustLoveCats 10]

In Soviet Russia, dang communists...

[Demirari 454]

In Soviet Union, money gives you away!

[Silverhoof 2,839]

[squareyes 153]

In Soviet Russia, prostitutes pay you!

[MustLoveCats 10]

In Soviet Russia, MLP:FIM is a fan of you!