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In soviet russia joke makes you.
In soviet russia waldo finds you.

In soviet russia President assassinates you.
Those are the ones i know from the go, but i know, there are more and better ones.

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My all time favorite is in America you can always find a party, in Soviet Russia The Party can always find you.

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In America, You attend the bronycon.
In Soviet Russia, BronyCon attends you!

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In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber is still a terrible singer.

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In Soviet Russia, wild goose chase you!

 

In Soviet Russia, horse rides you.

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In America, Justin Bieber is a terrible singer.
 
In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber is still a terrible singler.
 

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In Soviet Russia mudkipz liek u

 

In Soviet Russia math solves you

 

In Soviet Russia malls shop at you

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In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber is still a terrible singer.

 

 

In America, Justin Bieber is a terrible singer.

 

In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber is still a terrible singler.

 

I've already said this! WmKoLAs.png

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In soviet Russia Shift said it first. 

 

^ exactly

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In Soviet Russia, drunk gets you.

 

And America went to space first.

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In Soviet Russia, women in bulldozers knock down 16 trees a day.

In America, women do the same thing in minivans...for free!

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