Dangerous to be a brony
As it states, in my town I can no longer visit a fucking mall without getting beaten up by two or more swagfags due to being a brony.
I was in the parking lot of the local mall, my hoody up and music blaring in my ear and being rather cheery with myself for buying a little Fluttershy figurine thingy.
Half way to the exit some one snuck up behind me and yanked my shoulder bag off and proceeding to tip it contents out on the ground and yelling in sneering triumph when he saw the figurine.
He started throwing insults and stuff about me being a pedophilic gay bastard or something along lines, I was more focused on getting my stuff back, I stuck my hand and demanded it back, at which point he throw it on the ground and started stomping on it.
I pushed him and in return he punched me in the chest like a retard. It turned into a fist fight which was kinda in my favor.
I was about to back off and collect my shit and continue on my way, when I suddenly I get tackled from behind by his buttbuddy, and then kicked in the stomach.
Myself being a idiot who doesn't like admitting defeat, tried to stand back up despite the Rainbow colored tulpa in my head telling me to stay down and for my effort got kicked in the stomach and in the balls.
They kicked my stuff around and threw more insults and then left. Around and minute later of me laying on the floor, an old lady came up and made sure I was alright and constantly apologizing for not being able to help.
I went back in the mall and bought a coke and some painkillers and dragged my feet 3km home
I fucking hate swagfags, they are a inferior subspecies of idiotic baboon that cant win a fight without 3 or more of their brain dead shit flinging friends to back them up.
-Rev
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