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Géométrie Variable is incredible. They are one of my all time favorite dance groups to ever appear on World of Dance. I hope they win this year’s competition!
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After being pressured by a friend non-stop, I started Jujitsu Kaisen. It’s pretty good! I am nearly done with season 1.
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*clears throat*
Happy Birthday!
Now you're one year older
Happy Birthday!
Your life still isn't over
Happy Birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enoughSo let's drink to your fading health and hope you don't remind yourself
Your chances of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year
Does it feel like you're doing laps and eating food and taking naps
And hoping that some day perhaps your life will hold some cheerHappy Birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy Birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all goneIf cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet sometimes you wish it mightHappy Birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy Birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy Birthday!
How much more can you take
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake -