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  1. Pinkie Paranoia

    Happy New Year everypony!!

    1. Twisted Cyclone 🚓

      Twisted Cyclone 🚓

      Happy New Year! :)

  2. Pinkie Paranoia

    Hope everyone had a great Christmas!

    1. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      I hope you had too =)=)=)=)

  3. Pinkie Paranoia

    Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding contest, and discovers he has seriously misunderstood the objective.

    1. Fawkes The Phoenix

      Fawkes The Phoenix

      Ba Dum Tssss!

       

      I'm laughing more than i should.

  4. Pinkie Paranoia

    Why are we taught that being different is okay, when society itself demands conformity?

    1. Sugar Pea

      Sugar Pea

      That's when the people in society are given the ultimate choice to rise above that conformity. The world is going to be full of order, and labels that set us apart from each other. That's how it is, but no one said we had to. :)

  5. Pinkie Paranoia

    Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into a mud puddle.

  6. Pinkie Paranoia

    It a-maize-es me just how many -corny- jokes I come up with.

    1. DJShy

      DJShy

      You must be so a-head of the rest.

    2. Sugar Pea

      Sugar Pea

      Stop being so ri-tater-lous!

  7. Pinkie Paranoia

    A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappears without a tres.

  8. Pinkie Paranoia

    I've always wanted to try a tangerine.

    1. simply creative

      simply creative

      The fruit?

       

      There in shoppers they taste yummy tangy.

  9. Pinkie Paranoia

    I am turning in for the night, big day tomorrow. Might not be online until Monday. Until then, au revoir!

    1. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      *hugs* Good night =)

  10. Pinkie Paranoia

    Spent the last few days at a friends house, had a wonderful time :)

    1. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      Thats good to hear =)

  11. Pinkie Paranoia

    INACTIVITY GALORE. I'm baaaaack!!! Much as I'm sure nobody remembers me. :(

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  12. Pinkie Paranoia

    A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. The more you know!

    1. Crimson

      Crimson

      A purple pony is called a Twat :3

  13. Pinkie Paranoia

    What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

    1. )O( Scarlet )O(

      )O( Scarlet )O(

      hehe, cheesy but still funny

  14. Pinkie Paranoia

    People cry, not because they are weak, but because they have been strong for too long.

    1. Mr F

      Mr F

      *applause*

      soo true. :'3

    2. Malinter

      Malinter

      some truth in that

    3. Crimson

      Crimson

      wow

      And I saw My Little Dashie last night. Cried so much..

  15. Pinkie Paranoia

    The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

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    2. Pinkie Paranoia

      Pinkie Paranoia

      Basically it just means that the bonds we form by choice are stronger than those formed through biology.

       

      It was a really old saying that was changed into the modern phrase: "Blood is thicker than water."

    3. Malinter

      Malinter

      i figured that's what it was. :P

    4. Pinkie Paranoia

      Pinkie Paranoia

      Yeah. Kind of ironic that the original statement means the exact opposite as what it's seen as today.

  16. Pinkie Paranoia

    I got bulled as a kid. They called me names. Even sentences.

    1. Serbon div

      Serbon div

      I was bullied to. Physically.

  17. Pinkie Paranoia

    "The answer to all these questions is obviously: No, no, yes, no, maybe, and I gave my shoes to a homeless dog to chew on becauses I'm nice."

    1. Malinter

      Malinter

      happy dog.

  18. Pinkie Paranoia

    Help someone when they're in trouble, and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again.

  19. Pinkie Paranoia

    Did you guys realize Slenderman is in the newest episode: Pinkie Apple Pie? He appears at 16:04 for 5 frames, as Pinkie is tumbling with AJ. http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/HE+S+WATCHING.+Seen+in+the+background+of+the+latest+episode_76ff52_4970771.gif

    1. Crimson

      Crimson

      How would one notice that?

    2. Pinkie Paranoia

      Pinkie Paranoia

      Magic. :3

    3. Crimson

      Crimson

      seams reasonable

  20. Pinkie Paranoia

    I bid you all adeiu, until tomorrow. Good night, sweet prince.

    1. Mephala

      Mephala

      And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!

  21. Pinkie Paranoia

    The entire human body contains enough bones to create an entire human skeleton. :D

  22. Pinkie Paranoia

    How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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    2. Pinkie Paranoia

      Pinkie Paranoia

      What video?

    3. Flight 11

      Flight 11

      I saw all those jokes on a video :P

    4. Pinkie Paranoia

      Pinkie Paranoia

      Aww.......

       

      I saw it in a facebook status.

  23. Pinkie Paranoia

    Sometimes I really dislike people. -_- Holding the door for someone, and wishing them a good day when they leave, only to recieve a scoff and shake of the head? I wish people were more like ponies.

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    2. Pinkie Paranoia

      Pinkie Paranoia

      @Otty~ Allow me to rephrase: I wish people were more like the ponies in Ponyville. Or seals. Seals are good too.

    3. Satsuki Kiryuin

      Satsuki Kiryuin

      YES! EVERYONE SHOULD BE LIKE SEALS! ARF ARF! :3

  24. Pinkie Paranoia

    D: I just checked into cookie clicker for a bit before I got off for the night. EVERYTHING'S GONE!!!!! ;_; I had nearly every upgrade.....

  25. Pinkie Paranoia

    Bought a rubik's cube alarm clock earlier today. Gonna set it up before i go to bed. I'm going to hate tomorrow.

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