joeyponett

Honestly I think something is causing the thought that using parachute pants as a substitute for a parachute is safe. We need to find out what it is and destroy it. Thread of the Year 2013.

There we go, a nice snack should cheer him up. I seriously can't wait to see what the post after this one says.

Banned because no u

I always do what I can to make these counting threads as interesting as possible, so instead of just posting a number, I'm going to set up an elaborate scavenger hunt around the forum for you to make your way through and find the num--actually never mind I'm too lazy, 655.

Banned because hypocrisy, banning me for being lazy while you yourself are lazy. Tsk tsk.

I posted the sexiest picture of myself to Instagram earlier, and you guys are lucky enough to have it posted right here on your forum, congratulations.

Banned because don't judge me.

Banned because I'm too lazy to look at the previous page to see what you banned that guy for.

Banned because you were too fast for me to ninja you.

Banned because uhh.

8/10 inb4 low score for non-mlp avatar

Banned because yes. [insert kyrospawn video that fits my post that I'm too lazy to find]

Banned because you must.

Banned because oh god trailers.

Suuure *blushes*

Ugh, I really need to start paying more attention this thread. So hi.

When I was 8 I started making cookies. They were popular with my dog, then throughout the whole neighbourhood. The day after I turned 9 I was approached by my grandmother who was interested in helping me make cookies for the town. We started producing them a lot faster when she brought some of her elderly friends to help, and before I knew it we had 10,000 cookies ready to be sold. We bought out farms, factories and even mines to produce cookies at ridiculously fast rates, but eventually I found myself seeing cookies whenever I closed my eyes and dreaming of them at night. I was addicted to making cookies. By the time I was 14 we had pretty much taken over the world with our cookies. Our backyard was a construction site for portals and time machines to other times and dimensions, bringing home trillions of cookies every day. But one day I visited the elderly women's research facility/bingo club and no one was there. I approached the window and saw a sky redder than blood. Hundreds of old women roaming the streets and terrorising the country, all lead by their leader - this really freaky giant old lady worm thing. There was only one thing I could do to stop them, and that was spend 6 trillion cookies for some reason. Not sure why it worked but it did. As normality returned to the world and cookie production continued at its normal rate, I knew I had saved the world from old women with their crutches and armchairs. Without me who knows what could have happened. Like, really, who knows, just imagine a world run by old women. Creepy. As I looked out my window and saw the sky that had returned to its natural blue colour, I felt the power I had over this world. I run this world with cookies. I am the king, the saviour, I am... TL;DR: I played Cookie Clicker.

So the game just updated. More +15% CpS upgrades, and they cost 100 trillion cookies to purchase. I thought I was close to completing this thing.

no Did you know that if you take three apples and slice them in half you have a knife.

Banned because everyday I'm posting in this thread.

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