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I don't watch a lot of horror movies, I'm just that kinda guy. I'm more of a comedy fan anyways. But if it makes a difference, even though it doesn't suck, I found Tucker and Dale vs. Evil quite awesome.

Flabbergasted by robot butlers, I ate fifty ponies with Feld0. However, this is only a Sidestory. The boombas bounced on Pinkie Pie, she protested against starving sugar pies. Cause Sajtan92 was going to get sacrificed, but something happened to go horribly Fantasticallishly weird. Then potatoes began pooping while flying cars into tomatoes. However, Franklin was stopped by Boromir, that is watching everything, around 6:00, the intense jimmies were intensified. But Morgon died. This maybe the first werezombiepyre who ate vegetarians, shibes and shoes. TwistedShadow brought awful explosives which irradiated chocolate warfare. "Gadzooks!" said Steve as he ran a Marathon. "I seem flattened by Celestia!" Amnesia: The Dark Chocolate Milkshake died because Pinkie Pie drank all the gorillas. Bloodthirsty drinks murdered by Cloyster and Twilight Velvet who thought something forgot eggs. Suddenly Fluttershy powerbombed Italy using a spork! This would cause farts of methane and aliens to burst spontaneously into bubbles. Everything went British with weakness for little crumpets. However Luna was eating Döner and drinking moonshine. LittleRawr woke up amid Luna, she stir-fried cabaret. Then, she found Squidward taking a fluffy, steaming roll of duck tape. She walked backwards into Australia, surrounded by pumpkins armed with banjos playing Thriller. Bombs from Equestria made with love sent from pineapples. Confused by boxes of Woonas and murderous chinchillas hanging butterflies on trees burning with the passion of Odin, and twenty muffins achieved Nirvana by eating Kurt Cobain with pointy sticks. Bob Ewell ate everything purple, evil, or round, while singing The Periodic Table of Cheese. Wrenches. Sir Lancelot and Captain Blackbeard played sitars because Jack was frolicking about in dandelions. Suddenly, Luna fell off the sea. Several seaponies flew vigorously while making bowls of crackers. Yesterday was Yuriyurarararayuruyuri Day so stir-fry is illegal after breakfast. Yet Pinkamena defied mayonnaise but killed everypony. Twicane, the majestic, ate crack and chapstick spoons. Before spontaneously kissing Feld0, I cuddled with Shift, unwittingly sleeping on her. This caused Will Potato many cars cancer. Jake woke up from his dream of Feld0 but Clifford stopped masticating everywhere, only pausing for Russian ballerinas. Subsequently, EpicHarmony dyed water

Oh, that's fine. I'll drop out then. Too bad this never took off

Nice, er, bat wings....

PEDOPHILE *stabs with lightsaber*

:D :D :D

You're coming with me punk

All of the nope

Agh! I'm allergic to birds! Ech!

If looks could kill, I would have been dead 5 times over

Spyro? Yeah, don't think I have much of a chance... *hides in bunker*

Yeah, it's christmas, you got a fuckin problem?

I'm not really gonna be posting a lot until we get to the station....unless we're there already, I dunno