AfTeRwArDs

over 9000/1000 because yaoi

Through the magic of narrative storytelling, you are suddenly in Manehattan. You have arrived at the hotel which Adventure directed you to, and step inside. You ask the receptionist if a certain Sándwich de Queso is staying there. "Yes," she replies. "He's currently staying in Room 69." You thank her kindly and ride the elevator up to the sixth floor, then quietly make your way to Room 69. This is it. The moment of truth. Once you step through that door, there's no going back. Are you ready?

"It is I, Adventure," Adventure replies cryptically. "And I have a mission for you. Surely you have seen the new Weird Al doll commercials? If so, you should have noticed that the Cheese Sandwich in the commercial is actually an impostor! My sources tell me that his name is Sándwich de Queso, and he is currently staying at a hotel in Manehattan. I would pay you a hefty sum of bits if you go over there and, shall we say... Dispose of him. Do you accept?"

Yes, of course. It was absolutely preposterous of me to believe you were a unicorn, as you quite clearly have wings instead of a horn. As such, you pick up the phone with your nimble, almost finger-like feathers, and hold it up to your ear. "Hello, this is Adventure calling," says a voice from the phone. "I'd like to speak to Kawaii Jesus, please." The voice sounds neither male nor female, neither young nor old. You do not know anyone named Adventure, though no doubt it's a common enough name in some parts of Equestria. What do you do?

Unfortunately, you cannot do that, as you have no idea where the commercial was filmed. Fortunately, this problem is quickly solved as your phone rings - probably one of your employers calling to bring your attention to this abomination. On a side note: Most ponies don't have such exquisite technologies as TV's or phones. However, you managed to get your hooves on some of the few existing models with your immense sum of money. Moving on, you pick up the phone using whatever means you have available. As you're living in Canterlot, one can assume you picked it up using unicorn magic, but of course one could be horribly, unfathomably wrong. So, just to make things clear, what race of pony are you?

Well, alright then. Accepted for now. I do look forward to seeing what you have in mind. ^^ Looks great, accepted!

Whoa there guys, I'm the narrator here. Your job is to input actions. Simple, right? You turn on your TV to the Not-Hub, and begin watching your favorite show - My Little Human: Friendship is Science. Unfortunately, it's currently airing the sex-ed episode, which is strange as this is supposed to be a kids' show, so you decide to make yourself some breakfast instead. You pour a bowl of Cinnamon Life and begin chowing down as the commercials come on. You notice how they're selling Weird Al dolls, which is of course the Cheese Sandwich expie in the show. However, you also notice that the Cheese in the commercial looks like he's wearing a wig and is attempting to hide a sombrero on his back... Suddenly, it hits you! This isn't the real Cheese Sandwich! It's just a wannabe, and what's more - he's Hispanic! This sends you into a rage. There's no way you're letting that Hispanic wannabe impersonate the real Cheese Sandwich! You know now what you must do. So what is it?

extreme

Ah yes, this makes much more sense. Please disregard my previous post. I will now type down a completely different one taking into account this new information. Yes, of course. You always knew you wanted to kill Hispanic Cheese Sandwich wannabes, ever since you were a colt, and when you received your no doubt utterly ridiculous cutie mark, you were ecstatic. Unfortunately, it's difficult to find a profession with your talent, as murder is generally frowned upon in Equestria, and Hispanic Cheese Sandwich wannabes are extremely rare. Nevertheless, you have preserved, and managed to make quite an earning working for illegal agencies and secret organizations. This will no doubt have a very large influence on our story. You wake up in your lush, extremely comfortable bed. Your house and all of your furniture is of the most expensive kind there is, which you of course bought with all the money you've made as a mercenary. You look out of your elaborately curtained windows to see that the sun is high in the sky, the bees are buzzing, and Canterlot is moving along just as it always does. What do you do?

Yes, of course. You always knew you wanted to kill Mexican Weird Al wannabes, ever since you were a colt, and when you recieved your no doubt utterly ridiculous cutie mark, you were ecstatic. Unfortunately, it's difficult to find a profession with your talent, as murder is generally frowned upon in Equestria, and Mexican Weird Al wannabes are extremely rare, especially considering there isn't anyplace called Mexico in your world, and no creature that you know of goes by the name Weird Al. As a result, you've been jobless most of your life. As a result of that, you've also been homeless. You wake up to find yourself in your cardboard box, which you sleep in every night. It's a bright sunny day, the birds are singing, and Ponyville is moving along just like it always does. What do you do?

Oh, all right then. Your character did seem pretty interesting, but I'm gonna have to decline. Sorry. :/

Ah, Alright. Does your device have any form of autocorrect or such? Or do you think you might have access to a computer any time in the near future?

Alright, looks pretty good. Accepted. I'm a bit iffy on this one. My main complaint is all the typos on the page. Sorry if I'm sounding nitpicky, but could you you go back and fix any mistakes you see? If your browser doesn't have a spellchecker, try copying it onto a word document or something. Once that's fixed, I'd be more than willing to accept it.

You just had the most horrible nightmare. You can't quite remember what it was about, only that you woke up screaming. As you take a few deep breaths to calm yourself down, the last remnants of the dream quickly slip away. Shaking it off, you get up from your bed and begin your daily routine. Everything seems normal, until you step outside. You say hello to your neighbor, but they don't seem to realize you're there. As you go about your day, nopony seems to notice you, no matter how hard you try to get their attention. And what's more, everypony seems to have an air of melancholy around them. What could have happened to make them all so sad? You follow somepony around, trying to look for answers. It seems they're all headed to the same place. A massive gathering of ponies, with a large coffin sitting on a pedestal at the front. Who's in the coffin? you wonder, already dreading the answer. Nopony seems to notice you as you slowly walk over to the coffin. No one sees a thing as you slowly creep over and peer at the body inside. That's when the truth hits you. That's when you remember. You're dead. So, this roleplay is about a vast and wonderful journey to the afterlife. It's mostly free-form, so you can feel free to do whatever you want, as long as it's within the rules of course. I have a major plot in mind, but there's loads of room for improvising, so feel free to introduce your own little subplots of you wish. Be creative! Now, with that said, let's move on to characters. I'm not sure how many characters I want in this just yet, but not much. Also, only one character per player, sorry guys. (Any NPC's I or anyone else makes can be controlled by others though). If you want to enter the game, you can post a link to your character's page, or if you don't have one, just fill in the following info: Name: Age: Gender: Species: (Non-ponies are allowed, but no alicorns) Appearance: (You can link a picture or write a description, or both if you want) Cutie Mark: (What it is, and what it represents) Personality: Backstory: (You can include how they died if you want, though it's not mandatory) Other: (Any other important info I forgot to list? Add it here.) Rules of RP I am the GM (unless real life happens and I need to appoint someone else, which is possible I suppose), and thus I have the final word on things. If you see someone breaking the rules or playing unfairly (such as godmodding or such), report them to me. As well, if you have an idea for an interesting story arc, feel free to run them through me first (I'll probably say yes, but just in case). General forum rules and roleplay forum rules still apply here. Any breaking of these rules will result in getting kicked from the game, as well as whatever the mods feel like dishing out. Inactivity! If you're inactive for too long (it'll be three days for now, though I might lengthen or shorten the time depending on how fast the RP's going) you will be kicked. Use proper English! I'm not asking you to write something extremely elaborate or full of prose, but I'd appreciate it if proper spelling and grammar was used in this roleplay. Use a spellchecker, or if your browser doesn't have one, type it out in a word document before posting. Don't be a dick. I will not tolerate dickery in my games. If your character is generally mean, that's okay, but be courteous when talking in this thread, and of course, godmodding and other such things is just plain uncool. Finally, have fun! If you're not having fun, I'm not doing my job right. But no pressure, of course. Player List Blaze Burst - AfTeRwArDs Riley Blythe - Rainbow Eclipse Prince Godric - Dusk Shade Stormlight - Stormlight

Your name is Kawaii Jesus. Yes, you are fairly certain that is your name. After all, no other name could possibly be noble enough for one of your special talent. Wait... What is your special talent?

Motherhood.