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AfTeRwArDs replied to EmbodimentOfCringe's topic in Forum Games
over 9000/1000 because yaoi -
changed my avvie for halloween. spoopy scawy monsterses!
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RILEY wait no fuck i mean GHOSTU
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OH MY GOD I THINK THE HOMESTUCK UPD8 KILLED ME
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Through the magic of narrative storytelling, you are suddenly in Manehattan. You have arrived at the hotel which Adventure directed you to, and step inside. You ask the receptionist if a certain Sándwich de Queso is staying there. "Yes," she replies. "He's currently staying in Room 69." You thank her kindly and ride the elevator up to the sixth floor, then quietly make your way to Room 69. This is it. The moment of truth. Once you step through that door, there's no going back. Are you ready?
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"It is I, Adventure," Adventure replies cryptically. "And I have a mission for you. Surely you have seen the new Weird Al doll commercials? If so, you should have noticed that the Cheese Sandwich in the commercial is actually an impostor! My sources tell me that his name is Sándwich de Queso, and he is currently staying at a hotel in Manehattan. I would pay you a hefty sum of bits if you go over there and, shall we say... Dispose of him. Do you accept?"
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Yes, of course. It was absolutely preposterous of me to believe you were a unicorn, as you quite clearly have wings instead of a horn. As such, you pick up the phone with your nimble, almost finger-like feathers, and hold it up to your ear. "Hello, this is Adventure calling," says a voice from the phone. "I'd like to speak to Kawaii Jesus, please." The voice sounds neither male nor female, neither young nor old. You do not know anyone named Adventure, though no doubt it's a common enough name in some parts of Equestria. What do you do?
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Unfortunately, you cannot do that, as you have no idea where the commercial was filmed. Fortunately, this problem is quickly solved as your phone rings - probably one of your employers calling to bring your attention to this abomination. On a side note: Most ponies don't have such exquisite technologies as TV's or phones. However, you managed to get your hooves on some of the few existing models with your immense sum of money. Moving on, you pick up the phone using whatever means you have available. As you're living in Canterlot, one can assume you picked it up using unicorn magic, but of course one could be horribly, unfathomably wrong. So, just to make things clear, what race of pony are you?
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Whoa there guys, I'm the narrator here. Your job is to input actions. Simple, right? You turn on your TV to the Not-Hub, and begin watching your favorite show - My Little Human: Friendship is Science. Unfortunately, it's currently airing the sex-ed episode, which is strange as this is supposed to be a kids' show, so you decide to make yourself some breakfast instead. You pour a bowl of Cinnamon Life and begin chowing down as the commercials come on. You notice how they're selling Weird Al dolls, which is of course the Cheese Sandwich expie in the show. However, you also notice that the Cheese in the commercial looks like he's wearing a wig and is attempting to hide a sombrero on his back... Suddenly, it hits you! This isn't the real Cheese Sandwich! It's just a wannabe, and what's more - he's Hispanic! This sends you into a rage. There's no way you're letting that Hispanic wannabe impersonate the real Cheese Sandwich! You know now what you must do. So what is it?
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extreme
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Ah yes, this makes much more sense. Please disregard my previous post. I will now type down a completely different one taking into account this new information. Yes, of course. You always knew you wanted to kill Hispanic Cheese Sandwich wannabes, ever since you were a colt, and when you received your no doubt utterly ridiculous cutie mark, you were ecstatic. Unfortunately, it's difficult to find a profession with your talent, as murder is generally frowned upon in Equestria, and Hispanic Cheese Sandwich wannabes are extremely rare. Nevertheless, you have preserved, and managed to make quite an earning working for illegal agencies and secret organizations. This will no doubt have a very large influence on our story. You wake up in your lush, extremely comfortable bed. Your house and all of your furniture is of the most expensive kind there is, which you of course bought with all the money you've made as a mercenary. You look out of your elaborately curtained windows to see that the sun is high in the sky, the bees are buzzing, and Canterlot is moving along just as it always does. What do you do?
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Yes, of course. You always knew you wanted to kill Mexican Weird Al wannabes, ever since you were a colt, and when you recieved your no doubt utterly ridiculous cutie mark, you were ecstatic. Unfortunately, it's difficult to find a profession with your talent, as murder is generally frowned upon in Equestria, and Mexican Weird Al wannabes are extremely rare, especially considering there isn't anyplace called Mexico in your world, and no creature that you know of goes by the name Weird Al. As a result, you've been jobless most of your life. As a result of that, you've also been homeless. You wake up to find yourself in your cardboard box, which you sleep in every night. It's a bright sunny day, the birds are singing, and Ponyville is moving along just like it always does. What do you do?
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boo
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Your name is Kawaii Jesus. Yes, you are fairly certain that is your name. After all, no other name could possibly be noble enough for one of your special talent. Wait... What is your special talent?
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Blaze Burst
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Motherhood.
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Board Game
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AfTeRwArDs replied to EmbodimentOfCringe's topic in Forum Games
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Pickle.
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7.5/10
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Triple Trouble.
