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Better than the movie idea I had last week? "The Little Toaster Who Cried RAPE!" Quote from the script: "You are telling me you left him trapped in a shitty appliance store?! Do you know what that will do? It will break a man, Jeff. IT WILL BREAK A MAN!"

Ehh... I don't know, man... It's a pretty close race. Closer than 16 Vanduras roaring around a super-speedway.

Now that is close. As close as two gay men in public. VERY CLOSE.

What? You don't get the joke? Come on... We all know homosexual folks who have partners enjoy showing their affection publicly...