Forever alone... I almost had a significant other twice, both times my best friend started dating them...
But it's okay, I swore i'd be happy, no matter what...
When I was young my sister used to bring her doll in the car with her and whenever we would stop I would throw it out the window, unbuckle her(she didn't know how to buckle herself), and tell my parents she did it. I feel bad about it now but back then I didn't really care
I lit my friend's girlfriend's house on fire cause I was bored and they were... busy
Speaking of which, that was also the night I snuck out to go with my friend to his girlfriends house