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  1. Christopher Walken
    I don't know anyone here. I think I'm lost. So I'll give you 10/10
  2. Christopher Walken
    GoEatABoat/10 Ho, I did it.
  3. Christopher Walken
    Ouch! Right in my heart. I'm your old pal Christopher Walken, beloved American film actor, cheesen connesiur. You might have seen me in such films like "Deer Hunter" and that shitty Batman movie.
  4. Christopher Walken
    I love you becasue I assume you're one of my fans, and I love my fans.
  5. Christopher Walken
    Can I have the border around my boxes, be my face? I know, it's kinda hard, and scary to some younger folk. But nothing says, "friendship", like Christopher Walken, beloved celebrity, smiling at you.
  6. Christopher Walken
    All new songs, they don't make a lick of sense. I'm just sitting there, combing my pony, listening to "You a stupid ho", by Nikki Minaj. It makes no sense. Why am I a stupid ho? What have I ever done to you? It's pretty sad, kids, when Barbie calls you horrible names, over the music box.
  7. Christopher Walken
    Ho! He's gotcha there, buddy.
  8. Christopher Walken
    I've never heard of anyone, worshiping the show, like a religion. But then again, I don't remember waking up this morning, and I certainly don't remember if I forgot to feed Nikki Minaj this morning. I probably didn't. She eats human souls you know, and I don't have that type of money, to be feeding her human souls on a regular basis. I tell you, kids. Don't buy a Nikki Minaj.
  9. Christopher Walken
    I've been told, by many of my fans, that I sound like you, Maud Pie. I don't see it, to be honest. I sound more like, CHristopher Walken, actor extraordinare. Oh wait. I am Walken.
  10. Christopher Walken
    I don't get it, Cupcakes are delicious.Unless, Joe Pesci is making them. Joe Pesci, always spitting when he's talking. So gross, it's all watery now, the batter. -- I kill you, with a soldering iron right to the face.
  11. Christopher Walken
    Ho! C'mon, I know that you've seen my movies.Deer Hunter, is a good one. I was in a Batman movie, too. Yeah, Batman. Michelle Phipher kissed me, right in my eating hole. I got electrocuted, because she was sucking my soul out.
  12. Christopher Walken
    I'm new here too, and I just want to say, that I like this forum, so stick around, if you want. It's probably though, because I have fans here, and I love my fans.
  13. Christopher Walken
    My old pal, Socrates. You know, I knew Socrates, back when I was filming Deer Hunter. I liked his beard, but I never understood what he was saying. Speak English, I told him. Dipshit.
  14. Christopher Walken
    That's not how you rate, dummy. You gotta put a 2 numbers in between a slashie mark, like this 10/10. I swear, this internet. It's pretty crazy, how everyone always misspells things like "teh" and "poneh". I didn't even finish college, and I know that it's spelled "pony".
  15. Christopher Walken

    Ho! It's my old friend, Bob Ross.I thought you were dead!

    1. Yamato

      Yamato

      I was, man. But then PBS decided to give "Joy of Painting" a reboot, and you just can't do that without ol' Bobby Ross.

    2. Christopher Walken

      Christopher Walken

      I know what you mean, Bob. WHen you go "takakaka", it warms my old heart.

  16. Christopher Walken
    My old friend, Sean Penn, shot me in the chest once, when I told him I liked ponies. That son of a bitch!
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