Petey

Only good breakfast food is oatmeal, omlettes, and crepes, everything else usually is either gross to begin with or gets tiring.

"it's all fine, all the good loot is found on dungeon floors" He noticed a shiny gold coin and swiped it. "Hey, you wouldn't happen to have an extra explorer's bag by chance, would you?"

( whatever lol) He saw something on the ground, a bag of gummis. *wait a second, this is beginning to feel a lot like mystery dungeon...* he thought. He ate a couple blue ones and a gold one and kept following. "Hey Pikachu, want one?"

(level 1, thunderbolt? I'd say slow your role a little bit, all a level 1 pikachu has is thundershock and growl, unless you found a TM) *He gave the thing that was going to attack him some of his oran berries? His bag doesnt even seem that big, he can't have much more in there* He silently followed, wondering if he would have been that nice to so nice to what seemed to be just another random mugger.

"if you say so..." He heard the scream again, it sounded tired. Off to the right, in the deeper part of the forest

Ruse was fast enough now to actually be able to follow pikachu close enough so that he was in sight, but it sure was hard. "Hey, dude, slow down, you have no idea where the shout came from, you cant listen carefully if you don't slow down."

"Dont worry, I told you I was a guard, I know a thing or two about battling" Its truem bfore Ruse transformed he played pokemon a lot. This was MORE than a little different though, the turn by turn RPG format of the games couldn't have been more wrong.

"I was bored. It's ok, everything's fine"

I always regret making pancakes, like the late comedian Mitch Hedberg said about pancakes " all exciting at first, but then by the end you're fuckin' sick of em."

Woke up, made pancakes, watched the episode, did AP Stat homework, went for 2 mile jog. All in all good morning, gonna take a shower real quick.

The Pikachu's tracks had begun to disappear a ways back, but the slowpoke was still attempting to follow. The forest was very dense, and there was something weird about it. Ruse heard a nearby bush rustle. "Hello?" he asked. A zigzagoon jumped out. "Oh, hi there little guy. You scared me" There was something off about the zigzagoon it's eyes had a different look than the pikachu. All of a sudden, it rushed at Ruse, who tried to get out of the way but got hit in the side. "Urk, hey! what the fuck dude!?" The zigzagoon responded with a sharp growl which caused a chill to go down the slowpoke's spine. "Ok, I see how this is gonna be." He got into a defensive stance. *curse* he thought to himself. A strange feeling overcame him, he felt stronger, but somehow slower than he was before. The zigzagoon charged at him again, but he was ready this time. Ruse rolled out of the way and yawned at the wild pokemon. *hmm, did it work?* he thought to himself worriedly. The zigzagoon charged one more time, and hit ruse head on. It didn't hurt as much as the first time, the curse must have worked. All of a sudden the Zigzagoon fell down asleep. "Yes!" Ruse tackled the sleeping Zigzagoon. It was KO'd. He looked down at his defeated foe and saw it had dropped an apple. "Finally, food" he gobbled it right up. Ruse was just finished eating when he heard pikachu's call "Where are you?" the shout wasn't far from where he was. The curse had worn off by now and he was back to full speed, still much slower than the pikachu was, and even slower than the small Zangoose he had just attacked, but to him he felt a little faster than earlier. (*DING* level 2)

"oh, cool! Wait up!" the slowpoke ran as fast as he could to follow him, but the pikachu was well over twice his speed so he ended up just following the rodent's tracks

That's true, he's also cool to just simply look at

Ruse turned around and gave a short nod and a quick smile to the poochyena and continued walking. (so were level 5 right now, right?)

Anything he can do Elektivire can do better, I'd go with jellicent

Ye, there are actually a lot of mixed drinks themed by the FiM series, only tried a few, since I can't legally buy anything alcoholic for a few more years

Guh night Also, ever tried any of those pony themed mixed drinks? I made myself a Spike this evening. A shot of decent vodka with srirarcha sauce mixed in. Wow that had a burn to it

Underage drinking... While I do not condone this activity, I'd be lying if I said it isn't a really fun use of time

Oh god yes he is. And I named him after my old AP European History teacher because they have the same moustache

Listen to some music or something

"oh, I just realized, I never introduced myself!" ruse was now desperate to change the subject "My name is Rusenblauerrossen, but my acquaintances just call me Ruse"

I think mine was like: Emboar Krookodile Reshiram And Jellicent By the time I beat N they were the only ones still alive.

I would, but it's about 30degrees outside