retrosteamknight
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Hello?
*Walks down abandoned halls of the profile*
It's dark in here.
*noticeable echo*
Anyone still here?
Man, I haven't been here in a while.
*Sits down, grabs custom Yamaha trombone. Begins playing Hey Ya! by OutKast in a slow and sad style in G minor*
*Hey Ya! Repeats until people start entering the profile*
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Shouts statements regarding reproduction with one's mother, as well as sanctified excrement.
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I made Celestia shaped pancakes but I burnt them. Am I going to the moon?
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Oh! What trouble! We're stranded on a snowy mountain! We won't be saved any time soon. May as well sleep. Snooore. HEY! Don't fall asleep on a snowy mountain! Mada tasukeru yo! (You'll still be saved!) Mada tasukeru! Mada tasukeru! Madagascar!
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Were you ever torn between two friends who want to do the complete opposite of what the other wants at the same time but want to make them both happy?
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In sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie. Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent. To excel is to fail. Be your best, by never being your best. Choose equality as your special talent. Difference is frustration. To excel is to fail. Be your best by never being your best. Conformity will set you free. Accept your limitation, and happiness will follow. You're no better than your friends.
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I wouldn't last long. I know I try to incorporate heavy resistance into my hypno RPs... But to tell you the truth, I wouldn't last very long. Maybe I could use magic to disrupt the loudspeaker or create a soundproof barrier, but then I don't know how long that would hold... Maybe I couldn't use as advanced spells as my OC knows because not everypony knows as many spells as each other... Damn. I'm going in circles here...
Yeah. I wouldn't last long.
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To tell you the truth... I wouldn't last very long. I know I try to incorporate heavy resistance into my RPs, but really, I'm weak willed. I'd succumb to hypnosis very early on and that's probably the same for brainwashing.
Maybe I could use magic to short out the loudspeaker or create a soundproof barrier around myself, but I don't know how long that'd hold... Then again, maybe I couldn't use as advanced a spell because now that I'm equal to everypony wit...
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I found a spider last night... It was curled up riiiight beside me while I was... clopping... And combine that with my Arachnophobia...
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I created an arrangement of the Flim Flam Brothers Cider Song... https://www.noteflight.com/scores/view/61330e84b383f983eeaf91f727e8a98a817539b0
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I just impaled myself on a thin nail sticking out of a broken frame I was trying to move. I screamed like a foal and swore like a sailor. All in front of my family.
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My OC, Garnet, is currently pending second approval. Pray for him, everypony! http://mlpforums.com/page/eqw-characters/_/unapproved/pending-second-approval/garnet-r264
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Monthly Joke: Princess Celestia banned the periodic table in Equestria because she only recognizes the Elements of Harmony.
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Just created EQE RP Data for Garnet! Czech it out at http://mlpforums.com/page/eqw-characters/_/unapproved/garnet-r264
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I almost forgot... Monthly Joke: "Doctor, I can't stop singing 'Green Green Grass of Home.' What's wrong with me?" "Hmm... Looks, like you have Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual..."
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エアーマンが倒せない!
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