-
Posts
1,302 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Widdershins's Achievements
Seapony (14/23)
10k
Brohooves Received
Single Status Update
See all updates by Widdershins
-
Bad Day, Bad Day.
Go out on a walk, find a rusted old Fidget Spinner and, of all things, a discarded Pipe Wrench. I figure I oughtta do the right thing and turn it in. After some half hour of walking in 80 plus degree summer heat and swinging around a yard long pipe wrench, trying to whistle and appear non-threatening, I fail at finding the parks n' rec peoples that's supposed to be running the festivities.
Three hours I spent out there! EVERYTHING in the town shuts down because of some stupid Independance day! Even the POLICE STATION! I'M SURPRISED THEY DON'T OPEN UP THE JAIL DOORS FOR A FREE FOR ALL! Guess murder is a-okay today since the cops don't care to be around!
I blame this Fidget Spinner! It has cursed me with it's equal & simultaneous amounts of both Fidgetting AND Spinning! An Unholy Matrimony if ever I saw one!
I'm angry! Mad! Really cheesed! I need to go sit in front of a dull, repetitive video game now! Augh!
-
@Someguyinablazer Dolphins or no, The Sad Keanu alone cheers me considerably somehow!
@Lunar Echo Now is that a bunker made entirely out of cats? One wouldn't think they wouldn't sit still for the gluing practice!