Stone Cold Steve Jobs

I gave it a few chances before. I usually fall off not that far into it. I was recommended a few specific episodes I could try. Maybe I will give that a go!

@Stone Cold Steve Tuna, watch Season 9 Episode 8... It is the best for you 

@Kitty Rose no spoilers 

Also I don't know if Season 9 is on Netflix yet. Anyways, I'm still lurking your conversation, so if you need to be more private, use private messages. You know me and my curiosity 

Let's talk about @Splashee behind his back...

I for one am happy to see you here too buddy! I shall take a look for that episode!

@Dank Pony Child Too busy. It's a pony artist TN likes. 

@Dank Pony Child Tsitra360 livestreams his art occasionally, and it's surprisingly entertaining to watch.

(ok, sleeping for real this time )

are you sure about that? the eternal urge for the internet is eternal

Apparently she’s married to King Chestnut.

i remember a lot of the thousand year door. 
 

I’m not proud.

@Stone Cold Steve Tuna Wait...

King Chestnut and Cream Leclair?

And their daughter, Diet Whipass

Do we need to wear gloves to handle them? I know matter and antimatter don’t get along too well. They don’t speak to each other at holiday parties.

He kept insisting they tasted okay once you were already hammered but I was inclined to disagree. So next time you have an urge for peanut butter and chocolate beer just say no. Don’t fall for the colorful case or words!

I saw some good welding gloves yesterday at a safety gear store for only 15 currency, so you should be well protected from them passive-aggressively insulting each other. They sold earplugs too for that matter (and for that antimatter).

No need for cautioning me there, I can't stand the taste of any alcohol, let alone novelty beer. Tried some very high-quality sparkling wine last night that my work gifted me and had to wash my mouth out with water. Fortunately my family appreciates a nice glass every now and then so they're taking it off my hands.

Only 15 moneys? That’s a heck of a deal. I need to get in on that!

That is good. It’s not a pleasant habit to get into. More trouble than it’s worth, trust me.

Also sparkling water. I do not like sparkling water.

@Stone Cold Steve Tuna Hi from your past! This status is one of your largest ones (spanning multiple pages). And I actually relate to this one a lot since I look up at the stars a lot, and I do keep an eye on Betelgeuse in hope to actually look at the exact moment it explodes! Which it never does, but still.

EDIT: Funny how I think the video might not even be the same as the one you originally posted?

The funny thing is, Betelgeuse could go supernova anywhere from tomorrow to 1 million years from now- average guess is 100,000 years. It could have already gone and we just haven’t seen the light come to us yet! 
I believe that was the video. Supernovae are amazing except for when they’re too close!

We don't want to get sterilized by supernovae now do we?

Yea, we are looking at the light from the stars, not the actual stars. So Betelgeuse might already be gone at this minute, but we won't see it until the light travels here, together with the rest of the deadly waves (that might or might not hit us, hopefully probably not).

All I know is each time you smoke a cigarette, God takes an hour away from your life and gives it to Keith Richards.

No wonder so many governments are working against smoking. They fear him too.

Fear his power!

Oh that’s horrible. Look man, if you want to cry go ahead and cry. I’ll cry with you!

unless they were good. Then it’s cool.

Tonight, the rivers will run RED with the CRAYONS of our enemies!
They'll be having their nappie times for the LAST time!

There could totally be a crayola commercial in there somewhere!

Thank you, mortal for your loyalty. Now I must destroy those two weaklings, Celestia and Luna 

I spoke to them about possibly destroying them today but they’re unavailable at the moment because they have to clean their rooms or else they’re grounded. Friday work?

Hmmmm I knew it. Those weaklings are so well they can’t even turn up to the battle. I’ll fight them on Friday thennnn

The only good thing I've heard recently is China seems to have things on its end under control. Meaning it IS possible to curb this thing if we act. But we have to act for it to work...

I'm just glad it can't be spread through texts and this forum. I enjoy talking to you guys.

Stay safe out there, bro

Thanks my friend. You do so as well!

It’s easy to rhyme

If you have the time

It also requires tremendous patience,

But a rhyme is understood across all nations.

Orange, door hinge

You could be a poet

And I know you won’t blow it.

Patience rhymes with nations?

Some how i cant see the connections...

But poet to blow it.

Amazed me  and you know it.

I wrote that having just woken.

Stone Cold hath spoken.

Do me a favor @Sparklefan1234 and don’t get sick, okay? Stay healthy!

@Stone Cold Steve Tuna You've got it, dude!  

Be careful not to trip and lose your helmet!!

@Kujamih This is just a true or false game affectionately nicknamed Fact or Crap. Currently the only rules are this:

1- DO NOT BING THE ANSWERS.

2- ALWAYS BING THE ANSWERS.

3- No chair shots

4- NO LIGHTS, LIGHTS ONLY

Don't forget Rule 5 - No Crying! 

Oh, wait, that's a moth. Nevermind. 

Fish make love in it.

Serial killers have admitted to drinking water in the past. Everyone who drinks water has a 100% fatality rate. That’s why I never drink it.

Hey, now, it's not a 100% fatality rate. About 3% of people who have ever existed are still alive, so it's closer to 97%. Also, I think you could do with access to the DHMO health fact database to spice up that shock factor you've got there. 

Luckily I only drink things that are good for you. Like vodka. And it looks like water too so it must be good for you.

I agree with your list.  Great games!

Bought Majora's Mask and still working on it.

 Gosh, Snap I'd like to play! There's a lot of non-Gameboy Pokémon I've yet to experience!

I have wanted to replay both for ages. Majora’s Mask is in a tie with Ocarina of Time for my favorite games.

@Stone Cold Steve Tuna Puns are apparently the lowest form of comedy. I like puns. 

@Sparklefan1234

Fozzie Wozzie was bear.
Fozzie Wozzie went to Fresno, Florida to grow out his hair.
...Fozzie Wozzie was never seen again. If only he had bought a map first...

(Waka waka?)

Me when I was 6

To be fair, think it all comes down to image. You want to punctuate the end of a good concert while playing into the whole "Anarchy" vibe certain fields of music have a culture for while still making a power move to show that you can totally afford to not need a whole new axe. I hold no doubt there's plenty of band management that goes into shyly admitting that there's no way they can do that more then once or twice a year, if that.

 Better to ask why it's such a sterotype concept of golfers breaking their clubs over their knee. I don't think anybeing reeeally, intentionally breaks their guitar like that. And I think the song knows that too.

And I know, right? What is it about Eighteen Wheelers and forming complex, action-adventure stories around them? You're preaching to a choir here! I'm half Hillbilly on me Pappy's side! I used to own a Boardgame based around trucker CB radio lingo and "avoiding the Smokies." It's like the comic book tales of US1! Ulysses Solomon Archer and his souped up Big Rig! I'd recommend catching Linkara's reviews on the really far out series!      ...because that way, you don't have to actually pay money for a piece of 90s era cheese!

Oh, there are plenty of instances where musicians destroy their instruments for no reason other than because it’s part of their show. 
 

i just gave you a trucker flashback widders. MUAHAHAHAHA

Dadgum rovin’ bands o’ kids hijacking buses to go on joyrides and killing off poor truckers too fat to die!

210’s “big?” ... maybe I should start losing weight.

I do know this: black holes are really not all that scary when it comes down to it. They’re not lurking through the galaxy looking for matter to devour. Matter just decides it wants to attempt insurance fraud and doesn’t realize until it’s too late that it got hit in the skin with a black hole!

I took this in space engine when it was actually working on my computer. It’s what the game comes up with when you enter a black hole and look at the universe you just fell out of.

That is something that always fascinated me. The statement “nothing travels faster than light” is not self contradictory because the universe itself is capable of expanding faster than light. Since the universe is mostly nothing, it can break that speed limit!

Afraid I haven’t heard of tachyons though. Are they size less as well as massless in theory?

Heh, I think you and I can teach each other quite a lot as we discuss these things! First, we ponder the small and large, then we take over THE WORLD!!!!

Are you familiar with the theoretical star Nemesis?

That program looks pretty cool! Do you need good computer specs to run it or does it run okay on normal machines?

They're like light particles in that they have size and energy but no rest mass. Tachyons are just one of those things that are probably just a result of mathematical symmetries in our equations allowing them to function for things that go faster than light in an inverted manner to how they function for things that go slower than light. Particles with negative mass are similar in this respect in that our current equations would theoretically work for them if they did exist but not many people really think they do.

This is a very good plan, but I think the world is too small to take over compared to the large that is the observable universe. Omniconquest ambitions should be proportional to physics knowledge. 

That's an interesting idea. Apparently it's no longer considered plausible or necessary, but at least we still have Planet Nine theories to keep us company after the loss of Pluto. 

I was able to run it on my previous computer okay. It crashed often but it still ran! Unfortunately I can’t run it anymore on my new computer. Whenever I do it just says “error loading exoplanetary generator” or something. And if I try to load without it I just get a white screen. I hope they fix it soon. I wants more space pictures!!!

I am going to have to look into these tachyons. They sound pretty interesting! Can you give me a rundown on quarks? In exchange I can talk at you about neutron degeneracy pressure.

Tell you what: we take over the Observable universe first, and THEN we move on to the unobservable universe! It’s the shy type.

They still search for it now and again and it is a really cool idea, but the idea that mass extinctions occur at repeated intervals is no longer supported. They DID search for it with the WISE survey though. It would be cool if we could somehow find the sun’s birth cluster but the odds of that are a little worse than the odds of me passing first grade math if it’s common core.

I still remember the search for Planet X. Until recently I didn’t realize that X and planet 9 were not one in the same.

Well, if you're legally required to not work, that's outta yer paws, bro. You can tell your work that you'd like to come in, as long as they're okay with your carrying in a suspicious, unknown new disease. Whether they pay you or not is their jurisdiction, but as long as you have the Intent to work, they cannot fault you for it.

@Samurai Equine I never even used that phrase before. I would probably screw it up.

”Boomer? Sounds good!”

And my dad’s like “What the hell are you talking about?”

@Widdershins They wouldn’t fault me most likely. It’s the matter of not being paid. My Dad is the type of person who, if you had a debilitating illness would want you to crawl in to work if missing meant you wouldn’t get paid.

(Speaking of pay I don’t even want to know how my 401 looks in this market.)

Equip an uno switch card. If he ok zoomers you, you have backup.

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I know wrestling is meant to be silly but Undertaker's supernatural stuff is too silly for me to root for.

I say this, but I've always thought Kane's ring post pyro is one of the coolest things ever. 

His ring pyro is amazing. But it also tends to tell you when he’s going to win or lose the match.

If he does it when he enters the ring before the match, it means he’s probably going to lose. If he doesn’t, there’s good odds he wins.

@Stone Cold Steve Tuna

 Like, Ric Flair's trunks. I think red meant he'd lose & any other color would mean he was going to win.

@Samurai Equine 🔥🔥

now look what you went and did. You made the sound barrier cry!

@Stone Cold Steve Tuna

*Sigh* Remember back in the day when primitive man actually had to TRY really hard to break the sound barrier? Now it's too easy... 

I wish I could upvote that twice.

Pfft, plenty rats leaving ship these days. I'm one if them; one way or another, Trump bodes ill.

Personally, I prefer a "village shaman" setup where nobody makes you do anything. Just on you if you don't listen.

How do i delete this from my notifications.

You can't. You pretty much just have to hope the conversation dies out and others let it drop.So, patience, pretty much.

 'Cause asking about it makes little annoying Dips like me want to prolong things just to antagonize. But surely, I have limits to my muzzy-head fuzzing!

 ... I know you're going through some stuff, @Libra. Do what makes you happy, eh? ...and if getting angry over politics does that for you, I wish you the bestest of luck there as well! 

Ah yes, the month of 20. Janufebtoberly. Best month of the year. 

I disagree my samurai friend. The best month is obviously Janufebrapritoberary.

Logic has flown out the window, Steve. What we are entering here is... Confusion.

 Y'see, Disharmony & Chaos are different things themselves. The former is when people don't agree, but then there's when loads of people over the year start believing in things in progressively more askew ways to the point where we view this new, nonsensical norm as weird when its done logically! 

 What I think happened is that peeps started putting down just the month & day. Because the year changes slower so you can assume that part of it. And, of course, bigger should go first (this is America after all) so it became Month, Day, and if you feel like it, Year. 

 Then we get peeps goin' "Well this is how i've always done it, therefore this IS ordered, so what you're doing must not be ordered!" 

 Confusion is when all paths are equally both right & wrong. Niether side really matters... but its been going on for so long that yeah, now it does matter! 

Confusion is believing these lil' flippity slips of green cloth-paper actually connect to any semblence of physical worth... and then even phasing that out for microchip cards that just make numbers go all reliably screwy when you shove it in certain holes. Then somehow attaching mental worth to what those numbers come up as. You don't so much save up money as "I dunno, this chunk of plastic says I can have a house now."

Psssht. Don’t be a square, man. I’m mad hip and totally phat. One might say I was da bomb. 

Hey, where are you going? Don’t unfollow me man. Don’t be dissing me. Get back here.

I'll only stay if you're all that and a bag of chips.  *Plays some 90's club jams*

Sewing Machine!

I will gladly trade you the snow my friend. I can’t stand snow!!

They didn’t let me leave early. They made me leave early. I wanted that overtime. They’re so damn stingy with it. Pissed me off.

I didn’t crash thank God. The median gave my tires enough grip to bring the car to a stop. I haven’t had traction this bad since the mail trucks!

Ah, yes. Mailtrucks are basically Tin cans on wheels, yes? Because why would the Government spend money on safety? Gosh, I can only imagine going your rounds in winter with one door permanently off. Because why would you ever want the car closed off?

They like to pretend they care about your safety. They’re good at that. Actually doing so is another story.

oh no the door is on there. You can only drive with it open small stretches or else they get mad. They’re talking about getting new trucks this year. Just like they’ve been saying every year since circa 2010.

Rock sells the stunner best

Moves like he got hit by a double decker bus 

I liked Paul Bearer's sell a little bit. 

A little.

Randy Orton learned how to sell it from the Rock. I swear he had to.