Mirage

Good daytime friends! We shall try our weather report again, now that we have detained Princess Luna...for the moment. You see, Mom and Dad have commanded us to practice addressing our subjects for the purpose of one day becoming rulers ourselves. I always get queasy when I think of that...

Not me... 

Oh Luna, you're much too little to understand.

We are not little!

Eh hem. Anyway friends, dost thou think this is a good way to begin? Shall I say 'Good daytime friends?' 

No... 

Any other opinions? 

So, we shall begin. Canterlot weather report! *rustles parchments*

To the north, there is threat of snow and ice, with two substantial cold fronts dropping temperatures into the teens. TO the west coast comfortable temperatures of 70 degrees and to the south, 60 to 70 degrees with chance of rain.

I did it! 

I can do better...

We shall see, dear sister, we shall see...