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  1. The Kaeya Simp
    just don't go near anything dangerous. Mom, My cutie mark is me with a shield infront of THE RIGHT AND HOUNOURABLE PRINCESS CELESTIA OF EQUESTRIA!
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    I ROBBED SOMEPONY (ALMOAST DIED) (NOT CLIKBAIT) ?!?!?! Talking to a fellow brony/pegasister
  3. The Kaeya Simp
    I've never hypnotised myself, is it safe
  4. The Kaeya Simp
    find vinyl. Theres a Equestria portal in my soup... I'M GOIN IN **dissaperes**
  5. The Kaeya Simp
    Have you used it?
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    THE TV IS FAKE (NOT CLICKBAIT) ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!?? Getting millions to join the herd MY HEAD DIED? SAME AS MY LAST CHOICE FOR IDEA
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    Read it! you needung dat! Waiter, Can you tell me where the communal showers are, My waifu is covered in soup
  8. The Kaeya Simp
    me: I'll adopt the chicken, Scootaloo: I'M NOT A CHICKEN but yeay, a dad! Waiter, Can you help clean up my waifu, she got in my soup... again
  9. The Kaeya Simp
    VOTE ME AND I'LL MAKE PONYVILLE THE MOST EQUAL PLACE IN EQUESTRIA
  10. The Kaeya Simp
    MY CAT LOVES ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Telling anti-bronies to buck off
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    **hands you a piece of paper with directions to a communial shower** she'll need this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Waiter, there's trillions of woonas in my soup, I keep 20, k
  12. The Kaeya Simp
    EATING A DOCTOR?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??????!!!!!!!! Thinking about my waifu
  13. The Kaeya Simp
    are they hairless monkeys? Waiter, I'm in my soup
  14. The Kaeya Simp
    SciTwi, different personality remember. I'm thinking Pony Princess Twilight Sparkle
  15. The Kaeya Simp
    Let me look after her just now and look for Cadence or Shining! Waiter, Cadence is in my soup, Where did you put McFlurry
  16. The Kaeya Simp
    FANFICS READING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Making a cake from Pinkie's recipie
  17. The Kaeya Simp
    Let me look at her and then you can get your soup. Waiter, Cheezewiz is in mah soup
  18. The Kaeya Simp
    MY PHONE IS PLAYING ME?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!??! Reading My Little Dashie
  19. The Kaeya Simp
    she might be in one. @Rainbow-The-Brony X Twilight?
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    it ok, you wont become bigfoot! mom, my cutie mark is a mop and bucket and a pony bucking a cloud
  22. The Kaeya Simp
    Toungue
  23. The Kaeya Simp
    who hasn't
  24. The Kaeya Simp
    Granted, but it crashes off of a cliff 5-ever! I wish for my little ponies to be every where in my life!
  25. The Kaeya Simp
    I DO CARE! DONT PUT PARFUM ON CUTE BUNNEYZ
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