Rhythm Red

Let’s see here... I’m about to go to bed, I’m really tired, and I’m on mlp forums. You know what that means...

A good old-fashioned Rhythm Red goodnight poem, just like the good old days, that’s what!

So here you go!

Off to bed I go once more, 

I’m really tired, hope I don’t snore!

Work today was quite the bore

This line here? Well, it’s line four!

I know that line was lazy as heck

But I don’t mean no disrespect

I’ve got this painful crick in my neck

So I’ll get some rest and then I’ll check

To make sure that it’s feeling alright

And if it ain’t, then hold on tight, 

I’ve got something that’ll work just right

Something that’ll never give up the fight

What’s this miracle tonic, you ask?

Not medicine, lotion, or even a mask

To get one isn’t a difficult task,

It’s pizza.

That’s right.

Pizza.  

Goodnight, everypony! And remember, every second of life you live, you’re one second closer to your next pizza. Hopefully that’ll keep y’all going!  

Ok, g’night!