Lunaholic

"Quack? Are you telling me you are a duck, mortal? We will see that once we meet..." She rolls her eyes and continues typing on her newly found laptop. "Ahhh I spent my millenia to stare the eternity, all the beautiful stars, distant galaxies and nebula clusters shimmering against the quiet peaceful darkness, something my lame sister was always too blind to see. Visit me in your sleep and I will fly you up to the stars, my dear subject. I will show you all of my favorite spots up close! Don't be afraid, I won't bite..." She giggles and sends the message. Then says to herself "unless he gives me a reason..."

Tonight I dreamed of this forum being some actual community where users gathered, not virtually. The admins were giving out awards to various users for participating in good way to the community. However I was completely ignored because I had worked with Nightmare Moon in the past and done horrible things with her. In the second dream I was again working in the bus company. My boss yelled at me for being 15 minutes late. I had Saturday day off but then he offered a shift for Saturday. I grinded my teeth and accepted the shift to make him happy and forgive my bad behavior.

"Aha! An another mortal who sees the beauty of my magnificent nights! You have learned a valuable life lesson and thou... I mean you... Pardon me, I am still learning this modern language." Clears her throat and continues typing but her stick snatches. She picks up another stick and continues to type. "Anyways, I know every constellation and my favorites are Orion because that's what I used to see from the Moon very often. It is very easy to find from the beautiful night sky... And not to mention my natural compass Ursa Minor with its beautiful star Polaris. Virgo and Monoceros gives me many beautiful memories. They were there when no one was... Not even my sister!" She drops tears onto her laptop's keyboard, quickly wiping them off from it and her safe, then making sure nopony was around to see. She is Nightmare Moon, a princess, and the emotions are for the weak! "I am respecting you enough for not having to address me properly here in the forums but when I decide to pay a visit in your dreams you can call me "Your Highness" and after that you must include "Princess" every time you talk to me until I give you permission." She pats her laptop like she would pat Rapid Quill's head. "Don't worry about that. That's where magic steps in. My beautiful Moon will shine brighter than ever, the plants will draw light straight from the Moon and stars with a help of little spell. Do you think I wouldn't have thought of that during a millenia in the Moon, silly mortal. I am a Princess of the Night and my night will always work!" She giggles like a filly. "Don't worry about the temperature either, I will make sure it stays just fine. This is Equestria. Magic is always the answer to everything. I have been taught by Starswirl the Bearded himself! And that yellow little star is just too hot and uncomfortable... Ugh... I will to be the one taking care of it and I promise the ponies will be happier see it gone!" She acknowledges the possible challenges but she also knows she must not show it. Her subjects must know she is always right and not to question her decisions under any circumstances!

This is my favorite PMV. At least one of them. I love Nightwish and this song fits perfectly for Luna. The video is very well done.

Gulps. Lunaholic: "Oh... Indeed... I could call myself an archeologist... Nervous laughter. This Nightmare Moon is using my account to type here! Whispers Psst don't tell the admins! I just w-" Nightmare Moon: "Shush you puny human slave!" She continues to read the messages. Nightmare Moon: "Oh my past moonself is calling me? I have different plans now! No voices shall control me! Not even my past! I am much more powerful now! Now that I have returned to take back what belongs to ME!! I will finish off what Princess Luna couldn't!" Nightmare Moon stomps her hoof, the ground shakes and she lets out a laugh.

I visited Paris last November. It was the best time to visit. Almost no tourists at all and the restaurants had space. I loved the city and will visit there again in the future. I spent there only two days and it wasn't enough at all. The negative rumors are all lies. People over there are very nice and welcoming. No scammers or overcharging taxis. Felt totally safe all the time and the overall feeling somewhat felt very familiar, clear and working to me.

"Of course you will bow to me! I mean... hehe... you are a very good subject of mine. I like you, despite your name Sparklefan hmmh... maybe I will pay a visit at Golden Oak's Library later. But indeed, I love Moon pies over everything! As an equine, naturally I have to avoid too much chocolate despite how tasty it is. Lucky you humans being able to tolerate it, I must say I am slightly jealous. Ah! But I also love pancakes and crêpes! Mmm... You make me hungry with all those questions my dear nightly subject!" As Nightmare Moon thinks about all those delicious foods, she drools onto her laptop while her stomach growls. She ends up munching some hay from nearby abandoned cart.

"Don't be confused dear child. I will protect you and your dreams. You are just an another poor victim of Celestia's lies. Let me prove her wrong. I am your friend. Trust me and I will give you sweet dreams tonight. Come visit me one night in your dreams and I might even let you kiss my hoof!"

"My dear we have so much fun together, why would you want to leave me? I am giving you everything you always deserved. Your sister only cares about herself! Everypony cheers her name how awesome Princess Celestia is! How about you? You wouldn't want to live in Celestia's shadows again would you? Nopony gives you the respect I do! It is us against the whole Equestria! It always was, I saved you! Celestia has fed her propaganda to ponies when she is the actual evil and you are the victim! Remember how she treated you as a filly? Even Starswirl said you are not good enough! I won't let that happen anymore! Together we will rule the night and the ponies! Just let me take care of you. You have no worries. I am the only one who has been there for you and will be! ETERNALLY!" Nightmare Moon says with a determined tone.

7/10 I guess that is some AU Twilight? A monarchist princess and left wing ideology is an interesting mix.

"Ah finally! A brave one who dares to take the first step! To thy... I mean YOUR question. It is a pride! Everytime thou eh... you look up the sky you see ME! My foolish sister thinks it was a curse but I think in the end she just made me more popular! She gave me what I wanted. Now I am back, finally noticed! I want the attention I deserve from my hard work! My sister is nothing without me! And I will NEVER forgive her!" Stomps! Nearly accidentally destroying her laptop, her only way to communicate with you.

"Greetings my fellow mortal subjects! I have arrived from the Moon after a millenia! Did you miss me? I am your Princess of the Night! Come closer, don't be afraid. I am not as bad as my sister makes me seem to you. You have been blinded by her propaganda! I am NICE!!!" She stomps her hoof and the ground cracks beneath her hoof. The ponies around are taking steps back in fear. "Oops... I mean... Don't be afraid.... I just want some respect... To be recognized. I want to show you the beauty of the night!" "Don't run away from me! I can teach you the contellations, we could gaze the stars!! Fun??" She chuckles nervously. Then she noticed a magical device on the ground left by somepony... Or rather somebody. She had never seen anything like that before. It must be from another world. It was a laptop. "What is this? Is this some kind of magical device to talk to other ponies and creatures? Hmmm... Maybe... Maybe if they are too afraid to talk face to face I could use this device to communicate..." "Now... What shall I type... Ask me questions! Hah, that will do!" She tries to type with her hooves but it comes out as "Asdxw Mnblwsdre Qesauyjiuwdeewsddtthruiokopoknllkbsad" "Whose hooves are this small?!? Hmpf! Anyways I am a smart Princess, smarter than my puny selfish sister! I will just use a stick to type! - It works!"

I was in a store in a checkout line. I picked the shorter one where people had less stuff to buy but it was still significally slower. I decided to peek what is taking so long. Turns out it was full of old people with lottery tickets. In another dream I was packing up Princess Luna's royal carriage. I was shoving her bags and items into it. She told me that everything will fit easily when packed up properly. I was unsure then she took the bags from me with her telekinesis and proved herself right. I was impressed.

10/10

Welcome to the herd! I hope you'll stick around.

Tonight I was driving a bus. I was stuck in a weird traffic jam of only around 8 cars. They wouldn't move from intersection. Later I was having a lunch break. I was very frustrated that I had lost my thermos and had to buy a coffee instead. My hair was a mess when I looked at mirror and I had to fix it on sink. In my second dream some random old man had moved to my grandfather's old home. He was very nice to me and we chatted about various topics. However deep inside I didn't like him at all. I thought he was a pretender. I didn't like him living there at all. I had some thought of walking on frozen lake when I woke up. Perhaps I forgot that dream completely unless something will trigger the memory of it today.

Of course! We could read together and talk about various scientific/fictional topics together! Would you date someone who doesn't do any household work at all?

Yes and no. If it's something organized like caving or cave diving with proper equipments, plans and experienced friends then yes but straight out stupidity like roof top parkour, climbing without gear or illegal street racing is a big no. I don't want to fear of my partner's possible death every day. Would you date someone who has completely opposite political views?

I had a picture of 3 buses meeting in intersection. I wanted to show it to my friend who is a bus and truck photographer. He liked it. Then my mother gave me a weird tip how to save coke. Fold the bottle four times and it will look full again. Second dream was MLP related. Fleur de Lis was there but she was an alicorn instead of unicorn. She cocooned me into her wings and said something nervously. I already forgot my third dream. Maybe something will trigger the memory of it during the day. I just have to find the correct fragments.

Yes of course. Gladly. Would you date someone who doesn't speak your language?

I had several dreams tonight. I was watching my (already dead) grandfather fishing. He told me he had chickens so he could use their feathers as free baits. In the second dream I was in the castle Canterlot. I was giving a back massage to some unknown pony in a guest chamber. All of sudden Princess Luna blasts in and asks angrily from me "what are you doing?!" and picks me up with telekinesis and takes me to her chamber. She scolds me that this is not how a prince should act. I was confused and told her "But I am not a prince", she went quiet and said after couple seconds "I don't care it's still not okay!" In the third dream I was again in the castle Canterlot dining hall. I was reading some magazine with human models wearing different gowns. Princess Luna comes into dining hall and takes the magazine off my hands with telekinesis and rolls her eyes "hmpf I am much better than those fakes!" In fourth dream I was just cursing to myself how bad quality the socks are these days. Always getting holes despite how expensive they are. Fifth dream was about horse harness racing. There was a horse who had never won and I wanted to bet on that horse but I didn't have a dime of money. However that horse didn't win so...

Hi! Welcome to the herd! I love Twilight Sparkle too!

November. Especially here in Finland it is the ugliest month. No snow, cold wind, rain, no sun, no leaves in trees. Just so dull and gray.

Who lives on Drury Lane? Yes I know the Muffin Man. Have you ever experienced a lucid dream? (Meaning a dream where you know you are dreaming and 100% in control)