Dear Citizen Questio,
Today I learnt that sometimes both sides of an argument can have the wrong idea, and need to put their differences into the hooves of an innocent bystander and compromise.
Your decadently-ringed equal,
Abomanon.
Also, here's why I sent you this letter:
I was the innocent bystander with which the differences were burdened. I was right all along, as they soon found out.