Wishful Thinking

Never heard of them. They sound like they're dubstep, though. I like dubstep. TPAM is an unpublished author.

5.

Banned for having an opinion.

My headphones. So I can listen to d.notive while I eat brains..?

You...do you realize the action which you've completed? EDIT: You did not see a thing.

You've broken the chain, Cadenza.

7/10, simply because I've seen you before more than once which means you've been on longer than me which means...???? profit, I think. Also, howdy Shipmate Sky.

Minty Fresh Adventure. Yay for me being able to get ponies into the Everfree Forest!

I've done nothing wrong, so I'd go be taken away to face whatever this justice is. Would you rather eat a pie or the pie pull a Soviet Russia joke (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PIE EATS YOU!)?

Shotgun.

The bacon demands more mayonnaise.

On one hoof, yes, I am petrified of some ranks. For example: Alicorn = Power. Feld0 = Alicorn = Power. Which would lead me to fear Feld0, should I not see any glimpse of the not-completely-business side (which, admittedly, I have only seen in Feld0 Memes). Logic. On the other hoof, seeing those high-ranking badges could inspire me to be like the great people behind them, and give quality posts regularly until I reach my goal. Also logic. Sorry Pinkie. Also, I suppose my ever-lurking fear could be caused by a horrible experience in which the moderators restricted us so much we could only rhyme about our misery--they wouldn't let us say it directly--and make role-plays about it. The most common modweapon in all of these role-plays? The Almighty Banhammer. Now, I'd like to say I've left this life behind, but I'm experiencing major withdrawal symptoms and may run back to the mods begging for mercy for my deserting them. I've been there since before my childhood ended...it's a special place for me. I felt so many feels, made so many friends, gave out so many brownies... Ah, I miss RES dearly. It hurts me now to think of it. Poetry time, I guess.

Kill this thread with fire. Nobrony makes Fluttershy cry but me. Unless, of course, we were to join forces and reign supreme over the citizens of Bronyville?

Ponyponyponyponyponyponypony. I would most likely be a sloth. My personality wouldn't change that much, and I'd be about 20% cooler appearance-wise. THERE IS ONLY ONE ANIMAL CUTER THAN FLUTTERSHY. THAT OF THE SLOTH, IN ALL HER HALTING GRACE.

Puntacular, but may I say this thread needs to be about 20% "cooler". OH COME ON, YOU TOTALLY EXPECTED IT.

One time a group of kangaroos jumped out in front of a truck. I was walking to school at the time, if you're curious. I saw a joey (spoiler for gore) flailing towards his mother, who died on impact. Also, guess who had to throw all four dead ones (there were seven all in all) off the road? The truckie didn't care about them--he stepped on the mother to check his truck. Also, (spoiler for feels)

Twilight Sparkle, I've noticed your grammar has slipped from before and after you went to MK. Why is this? Have the foals rubbed off on you that much? Also, you have a brilliant smile, as is shown by the picture a ninja took for me.

Date? No. Marry and get shiny rings, then divorce quite suddenly? Yes.

Giggle at the Ghosties in my pants. Pinkie, I have some questions. 1. HOW DID YOU GET IN MY PANTS? 2. WHY DID YOU INVITE GHOSTIES? 3. WHY AM I CANTERLOCKING EVERYTHING?

Congrats on pony status, bro. Nightchaser is best ship.

It's Abominasky. The only ship I will accept. All ninjas will be shipped with G3.5 characters from now on. Ds8 x G3.5 Pinkie Pie.

The ship is Abominasky. Embershield. I just love how that worked. NINJA, YOU SHALL BE SHIPPED WITH NEWBORN CUTIES RAINBOW DASH. THE FASHION MODEL. YAY FOR CANTERLOCK.